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I'm in Heaven and you're not! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Phyllis Rogers Stone
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Dear Friend;

This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently
disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.

The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you
and would like you to know the truth about where they went.

This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken
up to heaven.

If you read a Bible, you will see that after chapter three in the book of Revelation,
the church is no longer mentioned as being on earth. (The church are the believers
in Jesus Christ, not the buildings in which people meet.)

In the Bible, 1 Thessalonians Chapter 4 verses 16 and 17 tell how Jesus came
to take away His church. But, you have to believe the Bible is the Word of
God in order to believe this.

I am sure that there will be a lot of speculation as to what happened to all
these people. The theories of some scientists and world leaders will have
so much credibility that most of the world will believe them.

It will sound like the truth!

But, there is only one truth. And, that truth is that Jesus Christ, God in the flesh,
came back to earth and took with Him to Heaven all who believed in Him
and made Him their Lord.

If you would like to give your life to Jesus Christ and be born again, it is
not too late. First you must pray to God saying"Father I admit I am a
sinner, and I will turn from my sin and do good. I believe that Jesus was
your son and that He came here to die for me so that my sins would be
forgiven. I ask you to forgive me and I will repent of my sins. In Jesus
name I pray."

If you just prayed that prayer and meant it with all your heart, then God
will know you as one of His own. You should now seek out others who have
also given their lives to Christ, read a Bible daily, and do your best to
bring others to Christ.

God bless you.

And no, it ain't no joke
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JoeKv99
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You're in heaven? Do they have DSL or cable?
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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i started to doze off halfway through that :/
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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This is why I adore the Left Behind movies. A world without evangelical Christians!
Can you hear me now? Twitter: @NamoInExile
Phyllis Rogers Stone
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You'll have plenty of time for dozin in the lake of fire, Abbarabbit.

Joe, they just showed "The Passion of the Christ" again on GBO! That's all they ever show.

Jerry Falwell says hi, fags! TTFN!
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*sigh* maybe when they all get rapture'd we'll finally have some peace and quiet on Earth.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
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blueroses
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They should play "Rapture" on the site!
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You're in heaven? Do they have DSL or cable?

No, but I hear the "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Holes" are Divine!
PEACE.
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Finally, I have a connection! So please tell me...who was behind the Kennedy assassination?
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
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OHHHH I want to send out Somebody was Raptured and all I got was this stupid e-mail e-mails!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!