In the meantime, for making that little girl cry, I'm sending Fantasia to Broadway jail.
You are a saint, sir!
But 50 performances?! That seems more than a bit ridiculous, especially considering the character of Celie only gets ONE giant ballad to herself.
"Y'know, I think Bertolt Brecht was rolling in his grave."
-Nellie McKay on the 2006 Broadway production of The Threepenny Opera, in which she played Polly Peachum
What seems to be is that the role of Celie is simply too taxing to play eight shows a week. I don't understand why marathon roles such as this (and Elphaba), where women are being forced to scream way beyond their ranges (on terrible vowels, mind you) for eight shows a week instead of six.
Oh...and Ethel Merman did, indeed, miss a few performances of GYPSY due to a burst blood vessel, I believe.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
"It was very sad," my lobby spy reports. "Her mother was trying to explain to her that Fantasia was sick, but the girl didn't understand and just kept crying."
Hysterical!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
"Even LaChanze - with her cold-hearted performance - couldn't take it."
Where does Reidel find these bitchy queens?? Birds of a feather, I guess. And those crying kids deserve it! If you are seeing a show for the sole reason of seeing a star, stay the hell away from Broadway! How's THAT for bitchy??
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Still not as bitchy as Reidel, Borstal...he is a tool and a douchebag.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"Fantasia did show up for work the day the strike hit and sang for disappointed fans outside the theater. News of her impromptu concert reached Sardi's, where a group of Shubert executives were lunching.
Said one, acidly: "There's no show, and she's out there singing. Now if we could get her to perform when there is a show, we'd be in business,"
OUCH
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“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
So do you think these producers are forgetting, when they hire all of these American Idol contestants/winners, that these kids need to have the stamina and chops to do 8 shows a week? Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems to me that you can't just throw a "star" into a demanding show and expect them to be there every night if they aren't a trained Broadway performer. Granted, I know in the past some performers dropped matinees, but I can't remember performers missing this many shows. I really hope Chaka doesn't have this problem. I saw the show with LaChanze (And LOVED her) but I will fly in and see it again for Chaka. Just my thoughts.
edit: And yes, his article sounds suspiciously like the thread that was started here on BWW.
"If you are seeing a show for the sole reason of seeing a star, stay the hell away from Broadway! How's THAT for bitchy?? "
People were lining up due to Fantasia's INCREDIBLE reviews and AMAZING word of mouth. They weren't just there because she was a "name". It was a star making moment that she squandered. I attempted to see the show 3 times during three different trips to no avail, so I gave up. It is sad.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
I wouldnt say she is tarnished, but the fact that people are writing about and talking about it, does show that it has resonated for people. It is unfortunate because clearly stage is a medium she can do well in.
Her acting in her own film was universally panned, so stage was clearly a place for her to excel. Some producers might think twice about hiring her. Everyone who saw her said she was a revelation. If she had a better track record, I am sure the offers would be more amazing.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
"Her acting in her own film was universally panned"
I guess acting like your own self is REALLY, REALLY hard.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
This part might be the easiest leading role in Broadway history. The character does NOTHING. NOTHING. She has a crappy song to riff at the end. And mind you, it is written (in the book) as a very important central character. There's no excuse for missing shows when playing this part (unless you're dying or you know someone that died and you have to go to a funeral). 50 absences is disgusting! Never come back to Broadway Fantasia! You're laziness is not welcome here! Learn from the pros!
Standing around onstage and singing a few bars (plus the one craptacular final song) is nothing compared to a role like Mama Rose, Dolly Levi, Mame, Mrs. Lovett, Edith/Edie and so on.
"I never had theatre producers run after me. Some people want to make more Broadway shows out of movies. But Elliot and I aren't going to do Batman: The Musical." - Julie Taymor 1999
....the producers deserve spotty reliability for stunt casting. if you want the job done well and reliably, call in a professional, If you want to bring in massive numbers of people who will only leave when they find that the leading lady is out, cast a celebrity.
Although we have are pride, we have been known to cast for food.
BERNARD TELSEY CASTING, C.S.A.
"One more outburst from you sir and I bludgeon you to death with this microphone"
The Wedding Singer