"A shower head could be considered a sex toy" Alabama sex toy ban to be challenged

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More words of wisdom.

"Laws are made to protect the public," he said. "Sometimes you have to protect the public against themselves."

Ban on sex toys targeted

MONTGOMERY -- A Birmingham legislator has filed a bill that would revoke the state's 10-year ban on the sale of sex toys, a prohibition that has drawn national attention and led to lengthy court battles.

It's the second attempt by state Rep. John Rogers, D-Birmingham, to strike the 1998 prohibition on the sale of such devices.

"A shower head could be considered a sex toy," he said. "It's just bringing the state into the 20th century."

Dan Ireland, executive director of the Alabama Citizens' Action Program, a Baptist group, said it would oppose any effort to overturn the law

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http://www.al.com/news/press-register/index.ssf?/base/news/1196763571281990.xml&coll=3

Are they going to expand the ban to include kielbasa?And how about that ground beed that comes in a tube?

Cans of Pam?

Coke and Pepsi half-liter bottles?

Candles?

Cucumbers?

Inquiring minds want to know.


Now, if you'll excuse me for a few minutes...
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Broomhandles?

A stick shift?


Do you get fined if you have an orange with a hole in it?
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I didnt realize this...is it worth the trip to fill my trunk with toys and drive down there? I'm sure I could sell out at one Daughters of the American Revolution meeting.
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You could throw them to the oppressed people like Eva Peron!
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Could the Maytag repair man be held liable?
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I'd like to be known as the Johnny Appleseed of dildoes.
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No more carrots or bananas then. Darn!

Oh and Borstalboy, some of us require watermelons, thank you very much!

Orange...as if...
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Just because you use a watermelon doesn't make the fact that the hole is the size of a pen cap any less degrading.
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I like shower head.
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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I'd like to load up my trunk and make a trip to Alabama. I could make alot of money and just in time for the holidays! Isn't Alabama the state where its illegal to have body parts pierced?
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What about a Felafel?
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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romantico, just dont work the same church meetings that I do! I'll cut ya if ya try to muscle in on my territory!
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But if one can't purchase rubber gloves, how does one avoid dishpan hands?
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I don't understand banning sex toys.
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Is it really illegal to sell sex toys here? I swear there's like three sex shops within 15 miles of me.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
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There've been times in my life when I've been considered a sex toy.
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"Oh and Borstalboy, some of us require watermelons, thank you very much!

Orange...as if..."


THANK YOU!
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"romantico, just dont work the same church meetings that I do! I'll cut ya if ya try to muscle in on my territory!"

LOL! Fair Enough Doodle! I was planning on hitting the State Capitol and any airport/rest stop restrooms.
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I was involved in some shower head just Sunday night! God bless New York...
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Posted: 12/4/07 at 11:34pm
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In my world, anything can be considered a sex toy.

And often has been.
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Posted: 12/4/07 at 11:44pm
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Matthew - if only to see into dark places better, absolutely.
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