Britney's Choreography

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Britney's Choreography#1
Posted: 11/12/07 at 6:44am
ETA: Here's the new link:
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Seen on Perez Hilton.
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Updated On: 11/12/07 at 06:44 AM
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re: Britney's Choreography#2
Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:49am
Thank you for sharing that. If the VMA's had looked like that, I wouldnt have laughed so much. LOL
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re: Britney's Choreography#2
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:16pm
I still would've laughed, tho....that stunk.
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re: Britney's Choreography#3
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:27pm
It's a million times better, and I'm glad it's out there, but honestly... who in their right mind would ever think that Britney could do that? Even in her Slave 4 U days, she was never THAT good a dancer.
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re: Britney's Choreography#4
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:30pm
That doesn't look like particularly difficult choreography.
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re: Britney's Choreography#5
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:30pm
She definitely could have done this. Too bad.
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re: Britney's Choreography#6
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:32pm
Leslie Hall is cooler and makes better music.
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re: Britney's Choreography#7
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:34pm
It was slow and boring. She could've done it in her more sober days.
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re: Britney's Choreography#8
Posted: 11/12/07 at 2:58pm
ok, apparently you can't view the video anymore. WTF.
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re: Britney's Choreography#9
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:39pm
It was made private. :/
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re: Britney's Choreography#10
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:40pm
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re: Britney's Choreography#11
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:46pm
It was better than what we saw, but still not good enough to open the VMAs. It was all balls. I don't know why I watched. It really killed a few of my brain cells.
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re: Britney's Choreography#12
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:47pm
The EXACT SAME CRAP SHE HAS BEEN DOING SINCE 1999.
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re: Britney's Choreography#13
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:49pm
Who was that stand in? She can't dance.

And yeah, the choreography is really awful.
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re: Britney's Choreography#14
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:55pm
well, she is the perfect choice then, 'cause neither can Spears.
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re: Britney's Choreography#15
Posted: 11/12/07 at 7:20pm
That's a shame she didn't look more like that.

Britney was a pretty good dancer, I thought.

Did you all read on Perez that she is taking Provigil now? I hope she gets better. It's good that she is finally sort of getting medical help.
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re: Britney's Choreography#16
Posted: 11/12/07 at 8:46pm
What's provigil?
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re: Britney's Choreography#17
Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:05pm
It's an anti-narcoleptic. It's sometimes used for depression, or Cocaine and amphetamine addictions, (I assume she's taking it for one of those.)

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re: Britney's Choreography#18
Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:12pm
perhaps all three?
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re: Britney's Choreography#19
Posted: 11/12/07 at 10:43pm
She's on Leno tonight, folks.
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re: Britney's Choreography#20
Posted: 11/12/07 at 11:20pm
That choreography wasn't particularly flashy or difficult, or really all that different from what Britney ended up doing - it was still lethargic pacing and laughably simplistic (especially for the show opener), just that Britney had worse hair and even less snap than the stand-in.

What I REALLY want to see is the rumoured original number with Criss Angel!
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re: Britney's Choreography#21
Posted: 11/12/07 at 11:59pm
She's on Leno?!

I thought they were in re-runs!!

*EDIT* Don't EVER do that to me again. I was so excited.
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re: Britney's Choreography#22
Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:06am
Well, she IS. She's 21 here.
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re: Britney's Choreography#23
Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:07am
Aw.. I miss sane Britney...re: Britney's Choreography
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re: Britney's Choreography#24
Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:09am
I know, this is sad, isn't it?
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