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Exhibit A: Why You Should Not Kiss Your Ex

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This woman bit off her ex's lip while they were kissing. The bigger question is why in the world were they kissing?

Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair. Doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip and said the man will likely be permanently disfigured.
Woman charged with biting off man's lip
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I want to know what the cat was doing with the lip.
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wow....
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*is thankful for her lip*
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she like totally stole that idea from Kill Bill, yall. >_>
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<---is thankful that my cat only attacks my hands!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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That's what I thought when I first heard about it, Chris.
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there's no originality anymore, ya know?