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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 10/31/07 at 5:10am
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads : "IF YOU CAN CATCH ME, YOU CAN HAVE ME!"
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find that he has lost 10 lbs. as promised!
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 lb. program.
The next day, there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful and sexy woman he has ever seen in his life!
She's wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck.
The sign reads : "IF YOU CAN CATCH ME, YOU CAN HAVE ME!"
Well, he's out the door after like a shot! This girl, however, is in excellent shape as he does his best to catch her, but no such luck.
So for the four days, the same routine happens, just as before, gradually getting him into better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised!
So now, the guy decides to go for broke! He calls the company to order the 7-day/50 lb. program.
"Are you sure?!" asked the representative on the phone; "This is our most rigorous program!"
"ABSOLUTELY!!" he replies. "I haven't felt this good in years!"
The next day, there's a knock at the door.
When he opens the door, he finds himself face to face with a huge, muscular guy, standing there wearing nothing but PINK running shoes and a sign around his neck!
The sign reads : "IF I CATCH YOU, YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
He lost 63 lbs. that week.



HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE !!!
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 10/31/07 at 6:04am
Happy Halloween BooBs!
Hope you have a good day!
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 10/31/07 at 6:23am
I love it! Happy Halloween BOObs. re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE MWAH!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 10/31/07 at 6:35am
Happy Halloween, Boobs! Thanks for the chuckle!
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4
Posted: 10/31/07 at 6:45am
Jenny Craig should look to her laurels.

Happy Halloween, Boobs.
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