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Goodness! Is it time for the War on Christmas ALREADY?

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It seems like I haven't even finished accusing public schools of promoting Satan with their "Halloween" parties and it's time to start fighting the War on Christmas! What Would Jesus DO? He'd rip into anyone who dared to say "Happy Holidays" or course!

World Net Daily (Always a good source for your Christian Right Whacko news) has everything you need "to ward off the evil spirits of the ACLU grinches" (their direct words). Bumper stickers, bracelets, everything you need for "your personal Christmas-defense kit"!

But don't forget the War on Thanksgiving! You can make that a battle ground, too with a snappy "Remember to thank Him" bumper sticker!

Be sure to shop early!
Christmas Defense Kits
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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holy **** (no pun intended)
i thought this was a joke untill i clicked on it.
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"Like clockwork, the American Civil Liberties Union grinches will be out in force punishing those erecting Nativity displays, extending Christmas greetings and otherwise exercising their God-given, First Amendment-protected rights to freedom of speech and freedom of religion."


Wow, God Himself wrote the U.S. Constitution?

I did not know that.

Did James Madison and the others come off the mount with stone tablets and everything?

We need a movie of this right now!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Actually, it was James Mason.
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How ridiculous can you be? Ugh.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
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"Actually, it was James Mason."


Yes, President James Mason.

He was married to Dolly Levi. She invented the cupcake.
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I can be VERY ridiculous, wizard...ask anyone.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Had any of them actually read the Bible, they would see they are on the path to Hell.

Matthew 6:1 - "Be careful not to make a show of your religion before men; if you do, no reward awaits you in your Father's house in heaven."
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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That's one translation of 6:1 MM.

Regardless the message is a good one.



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Oh, I know. There are multiple translations of every line in the Bible subject to all kinds of interpretation, which makes it even more preposterous to use it as a defense. But the Christian fanatics would never admit to that. Whatever translation or interpretation that suits their personal agenda will be the definitive word on the subject.
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Really- you don't need to study the bible to understand Jesus' message. Does ANYONE think Jesus would be pissed if he were told "Happy Holidays"?

I swear, if he could see what's been done in his name, Jesus would roll over in his grave!
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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So are thet saying the "reason for the season" isn't egg-nog and presents?
WTF man?
....but the world goes 'round
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If indeed there was a Jesus, Joe.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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Please SM, sure as there's a santa there's a jesus.
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re: Goodness! Is it time for the War on Christmas ALREADY?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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"Really- you don't need to study the bible to understand Jesus' message. Does ANYONE think Jesus would be pissed if he were told "Happy Holidays"?

Do you suppose that any of those protesting the use of Happy Holidays have a clue that HOLIDAY is derived from the Middle English: HOLIDAI which means Holy Day?


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Updated On: 10/30/07 at 09:28 PM
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Or that they picked the day to cover up a pagan holiday celebrating the "Coming of the Light"- hence the term "Light of the World" to describe Jesus.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.