If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?

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I would be rated R for Some Sexual Dialogue, Graphic Male Nudity, and Violent Images.
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Oh boy I already see what's coming a mile away.
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rated 'G'

for "Goodness Had Nothing To Do With It".
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I'd be rated PG 13. I'm filled with sexual innuendo's and flirtatiousness, but there's never any actual activity.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
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M for Mature audiences.
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I should be R-rated but they would bump me down to a PG-13 because I would have educational content that should be seen by a younger audience.
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I'd be a documentary with no rating.
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NC-17 for language.
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NC-17 for language and sexually explicit content. re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
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Hell, I would get an NC-17 for language and disturbing depictions of mental illness.
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Oh, and probably A Scene Of Violence for that one time I threatened my entire family with a knife during dinner.
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Cruel, go back and read your post. I think that more than answers a question you presented to the board a few days back.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
Cruel_Sandwich
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Yeah but that was a few years ago and I'm pretty sure they were cool with it.
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NC-17 due to the other "movies" I watch!
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It depends on the day. Usually, PG-13 for some mild language and sexuality, but other days...well...
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R for Strong Sexual references, occasional strong coarse language and a graphic autopsy scene
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I would rather be in a rated R movie cuz I would love to kill the people that I don't like.... and really hate
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I would be rated PG-13 for all the drama in my life!
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I would be, "This movie is not yet rated" because the final cut ain't in yet.
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Probably PG-13 because of the teenage drama.
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R for language. I've got a regular f*&%in' potty mouth.
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nc-17 for scenes of graphic violence involving electricity, acid, piano wire and bamboo visited upon jihadi apologists.
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papa, Joseph Farah just proved that you are personally responsible for the decline in newspaper readership.

At the same time, the NC-17 rating is now old enough to get into an NC-17-rated film!

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Updated On: 10/29/07 at 03:54 PM
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Actually, you can really find out what your movie rating is by taking this quiz. I was an R.
What rating am I?
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R - For witty/scathing humor laced with foul language and male nudity.
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