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Dear god! There are no words.

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Dear god! There are no words.#1
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:00am
Sorry for the ambiguous thread title, but there really are no words to describe this.
I love me my horror movies. And I love me my musicals.
So I was kinda psyched when I heard that the producers of SAW were making a musical called "Repo!" (adapted from a stage show).

Then word got out that Paris Hilton was going to be in it and I thought, this can't get any better (in a totally so-bad-it's-good-way)!

Well, the trailer is here. I'm linking you b/c it looks so incredibly ridiculous that I think it may actually become a camp classic in time. Simply terrible. I can't wait.

Off key warbling and a singing vagrant in a dumpster!
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Updated On: 10/24/07 at 08:00 AM
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#2
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:03am
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#2
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:03am
this has been known for quite a while
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#3
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:07am
but trailer just came out yesterday.
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#4
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:09am
oh see thats what I get for being an asshole and not reading the whole post
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#5
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:11am

And it's, "chalk full of hotties"
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#6
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:12am
you're not an asshole, you're just Liverpool! And we wouldn't want you any other way.
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#7
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:13am
D2, it took me a second to get that! re: Dear god! There are no words.
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#8
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:14am
I'm subtle. re: Dear god! There are no words.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#9
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:15am
LOL!
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#11
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:32am
it's got giles (anthony head) in it. but... yeah. that looks awful. i feel kinda bad for him being in such a ****ty looking movie.
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#12
Posted: 10/24/07 at 8:33am
don't feel bad, this is totally the next RHPS I can just feel it.
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#13
Posted: 10/24/07 at 9:09am
Sounds like it was written in about ten minutes by two guys at a beer bust.
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#14
Posted: 10/24/07 at 9:27am
"oh see thats what I get for being an asshole"

Yeah.
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#15
Posted: 10/24/07 at 10:14am
Looked it up on IMDB and noticed that Sarah Brightman is also in it. I guess since she wasn't in the Phantom movie she wanted to get some kind of 'Opera' on film.
I killed the boss, you don't think they're gonna fire me over a thing like that!!!!
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#16
Posted: 10/24/07 at 10:15am
Hey, at least this movie musical has singing in the trailer!
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#17
Posted: 10/24/07 at 10:44am
I love starting off the day with a laugh, thanks!
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#18
Posted: 10/24/07 at 10:49am
What in the hell WAS that?
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#19
Posted: 10/24/07 at 10:55am
Oh, Anthony Stewart Head, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

He is so lovely. (I've met him a few times, though "Buffy" things.) And he's a great musician and musical theatre performer, too... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#20
Posted: 10/24/07 at 11:09am
So bad its good.


Is Paris in that trailer?
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re: Dear god! There are no words.#21
Posted: 10/24/07 at 12:54pm
I didn't see her matty, which just means that there is probably worse footage that this trailer in the can.
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