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there's no cuddling in iran

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there's no cuddling in iran#1
Posted: 10/21/07 at 3:50pm
even if you are straight! which we know you are because iran is not afflicted with that whole gay thing.
to quote george bluth, sr.: no touching!
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re: there's no cuddling in iran#2
Posted: 10/21/07 at 4:34pm
I love the people of Iran. I can't even imagine what it would be like to have an insane leader who plays into the xenophobia of the general public and puts their entire country at risk.

Oh, wait...
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re: there's no cuddling in iran#2
Posted: 10/21/07 at 4:35pm
They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
And even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth
My heart tells me you’re the one for me

Mahmoud, I remember when it started, saw you on the news
You hating gays, I was eating food
I was feeling you, and even though I disagree with almost everything you said
You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud, make my heart beating out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
You ain’t no threat, the only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me
Our love for each other is like when atoms collide
Can’t express how I feel, and yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran together to a tropical island
My man, Mahmoud is known for violence
Smiling, if he can still do it then I can
They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel

S&M, (?) when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I put my vessel in
So I try to (?) but you can still see me
With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt… Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
Come home, and in my arms you’ll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
Around the world the same stars we’re seeing
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud

Talk smooth to me, in the night sky
With you pants high waisted, damn so fly
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
And laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin’ boo
Hope you look at my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
You say (?) but they already do
You should know by now, it’s you

You crazy for this world Mahmoud
So give us another Holocaust all you want
But you can’t deny that there’s something between us
I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
But you’re in New York now baby
So time to stop hating and start living

No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: there's no cuddling in iran#3
Posted: 10/21/07 at 5:19pm
thank you for transcribing that Joe. I couldn't hear half of what he was saying over the laughter.



....but the world goes 'round
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re: there's no cuddling in iran#4
Posted: 10/21/07 at 5:25pm
I love that song! I listen to it almost every day. I wish half of the crap on the radio was as well-written as that song. Plus, it puts a pickle in my pants to think that Andy likes us hairy dominant men!
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re: there's no cuddling in iran#5
Posted: 10/21/07 at 9:59pm
Habibi is a monthly gay dance party for Near Eastern and Middle Eastern men.

It's very hot.

re: there's no cuddling in iran

Maybe Mahmoud would like to come back to New York for the November party.

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Updated On: 10/21/07 at 09:59 PM
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re: there's no cuddling in iran#6
Posted: 10/21/07 at 10:08pm
احب الدلال

edit... Google translator is awful....

tried to say "I like to cuddle"....Then I translated it back and it said "I like the auctioneer"...hmm I wonder if there are any cute auctioneers to cuddle with in Iran re: there's no cuddling in iran

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Updated On: 10/21/07 at 10:08 PM