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Favorite Paula Deen quote?

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Favorite Paula Deen quote?#1
Posted: 8/14/07 at 8:13pm
"I used to hate avocados....'til I found out how much fat is in them!"
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#2
Posted: 8/14/07 at 8:18pm
"I'm sweatin' like a fat girl writing her first love letter." or something like that.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#2
Posted: 8/14/07 at 8:25pm
"Always a stick of butter. Two if you need it."
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#3
Posted: 8/14/07 at 8:29pm
My son is NOT gay. He's just waitin' for the right girl.
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#4
Posted: 8/14/07 at 8:32pm
"I like my meringue how I like my hair... high!"
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#5
Posted: 8/14/07 at 9:14pm
Goth, I was going to put that... It was my signature for a long time...lol.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#6
Posted: 8/14/07 at 9:43pm
"Damn cheap spoon-oh **** i forgot i cant cuss on tv" priceless
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#7
Posted: 8/14/07 at 10:17pm
"We're gonna use a whole stick of butter yall!".
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#8
Posted: 8/16/07 at 9:26am
Last night Paula said, "I use a lot of butter because... well... I can.'
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#9
Posted: 8/16/07 at 11:52am
"This is like butter porn"
The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#10
Posted: 8/16/07 at 12:05pm
She was quite lovely on Larry King's show, despite his seeming to be on ludes or too much blood pressure medicine. He phoned it in, and she actually handled it all beautifully. She can be taxing -- too much raucous laughter, too much grits-speak -- but she was quite articulate and illuminating about her life. I can't help but love her.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
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re: Favorite Paula Deen quote?#11
Posted: 8/16/07 at 2:00pm
"I like to beat my meat when it's thick"
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert