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Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav

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Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#1
Posted: 8/11/07 at 1:26am
Why is Flavor Flav being roasted? Whywell?
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#2
Posted: 8/11/07 at 1:03pm
Because Tiffany "New York" Patterson needs to be on yet another television show.
"My sister singing. During the Viet Nam War, I wrote President Johnson that we should fly our jets over Hanoi without bombs but with tapes of my sister singing. I believed that the North Vietnamese would have surrendered unconditionally after two weeks of listening to my sister's singing voice." wexy, on the worst sound in the world.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#2
Posted: 8/11/07 at 2:47pm
That talentless, infantile boob deserves to actually be roasted...over an open flame.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#3
Posted: 8/11/07 at 11:18pm
Not that I'm going to watch this but I heard a radio commercial for it that had a couple of good laughs.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#4
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:18am
flavor flaaaaaaaaaaav!
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#5
Posted: 8/13/07 at 2:46am
Damn, I've never seen a roast, so I guess I wasn't prepared, but this ish is brutal!
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#6
Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:19am
That was nothing. A few years back, Jeff Ross once said "How does Courtney Love look WORSE than Kurt Cobain?" Bahahaha it was hilarious. One of the most jawdropping things I've ever seen at one of those roasts.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#7
Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:23am
yeah that was said at pam anderson's roast. my hubby says flavor flav was a founding member of Public Enemy. i'm not a hip hop/rap fan so i had no clue who he was.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#8
Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:24am
I heard some of it on the radio today, and was in tears!!!

"I've never roasted a greasy cadaver before"

"you look like a turd with teeth"

"You're what Magic Johnson should have looked like by now."

"Enough with the clock. We get it. You haven't had to be anywhere for 15 years now."
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
Updated On: 8/13/07 at 11:24 AM
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#9
Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:26am
i watched it last night. i love the comedy central roasts.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#10
Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:37am
"How do you roast charcoal?"

Everything George Takei last year at William Shatner's roast:

GEORGE TAKEI: It smells like **** in here....I think.

and

GEORGE TAKEI: All night long, I've had to stare at that tangled, sticky, messy clump of fur....Farrah, please close your legs!
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#11
Posted: 8/13/07 at 11:39am
i loved the other roasts (especially betty white and bea arthur) but i cannot stand flavor flav, should i watch? maybe i can just fast forward his part at the end.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#12
Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:22pm
what's wrong with flavor flav? i have not followed his workwell.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#13
Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:24pm
let's just say that he's no acting icon like pamela anderson or william shatner. oh.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#14
Posted: 8/13/07 at 3:00pm
"My sister singing. During the Viet Nam War, I wrote President Johnson that we should fly our jets over Hanoi without bombs but with tapes of my sister singing. I believed that the North Vietnamese would have surrendered unconditionally after two weeks of listening to my sister's singing voice." wexy, on the worst sound in the world.
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re: Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav#15
Posted: 8/13/07 at 5:19pm
this has the makings of classic tv. seriously!