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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 8/10/07 at 5:12am
A Jamaican fireman came home from work
one day and said to his wife
"Ya know Sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new
system at de Fire Station.

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.

Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell one', I want you
to strip naked.

When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de
bed.

When I say 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all
tru de night girl."


The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.

"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.

"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell
Four!".

"WOMON... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.

She replied:
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR
DA FIRE!!!!"


HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE !!!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 8/10/07 at 5:55am
LOL - another keeper! T'anks mon!
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 8/10/07 at 7:47am
I love it mon!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.