Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?

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Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?#1
Posted: 8/1/07 at 6:54pm
"Child pornography is not the way to a woman's heart"
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"Here lies _____. Finally."
http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not...
"Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
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Died in childbirth.
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Doxy.
Once lived. Now doesn't.
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Bird crap.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
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My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
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This would only work if you were a football coach or player:

"Mortality scored a touchdown today..."
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Or a parachuter.
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here lies _________ may he make everyone in the afterlife as miserable as he did in this life.
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Eh. Whatever.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
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"Still No Thinner"
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"He reminded us all of Cruel_Sandwhich"
Updated On: 8/1/07 at 09:04 PM
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^ How sweet...
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
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With apologies to Spike Milligan...

'I told you I was ill'
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
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Jack Lemmon's tombstone is pretty funny. "Jack Lemmon - In"
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Pepperoni & onions. Blech!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?#15
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:00pm
WE don't remember who's in this one.
http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not...
"Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
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re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?#16
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:19pm
Finally! We thought it would never happen.
....but the world goes 'round
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re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?#17
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:32pm
"If only s/he were easier..."
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re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?#18
Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:46pm
'Here lies whats-his-name'
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
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re: Worst Thing To Have On Your Tombstone?#19
Posted: 8/2/07 at 12:13am
"Buried Alive"
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
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Please Tap Dance Here ------->
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Toot, Toot Totsie, Goodbye!
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RIP HDThoreau2


...too soon?
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"Who?"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
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Here lies Paris Hilton. As usual.
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!