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That may be the funniest one...ever.
"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." - Oscar Wilde
"While nude."
I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!
AUDRA MCDONALD
(four-time-Tony-award crying)
God, I loved this. Is it weird that after I read these, I immediately want to see the show?
(four-time-Tony-award crying)
God, I loved this. Is it weird that after I read these, I immediately want to see the show?
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015


MovieGuy1031
Broadway Star
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Ummm... funniest thing i've ever read?
Check.
Check.
"The nice thing about the rain is that it always stops... eventually."
- Eeyore
- Eeyore
Sheer brilliance.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
Enter JOHN CULLUM and his OREO BOYS.
You KILL me, every time! Lord. Laughing that hard is painful.
You KILL me, every time! Lord. Laughing that hard is painful.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
LMAO. Oh god.
IT'S HOT
IT'S HOT
IT'S HOT
IT'S HOT
IT'S HOT
IT'S HOT
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
AUDRA MCDONALD
Oh my family, it's good to...
Audra McDonald pauses.
She realizes her "family" is three
white guys.
AUDRA MCDONALD
Oh boy this is awkward.
Freakin' hilarious.
Oh my family, it's good to...
Audra McDonald pauses.
She realizes her "family" is three
white guys.
AUDRA MCDONALD
Oh boy this is awkward.
Freakin' hilarious.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
Fabulous, Gil!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson


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Ha... not only did I forget to put this one up for a good week after I'd written it, but I forgot to post to the board as well...
- Gil
http://www.broadwayabridged.com


sweetiedarlinmia
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I just had a HUGE, Loud laugh in my office causing everyone to look oddly at me. That was hilarious!
MOCHA-LATTE
Audra McDonald, you're plain.
AUDRA MCDONALD
(lets hair down)
MOCHA-LATTE
Oh.
LOL!!!
Updated On: 5/24/07 at 01:45 PMMOCHA-LATTE
Audra McDonald, you're plain.
AUDRA MCDONALD
(lets hair down)
MOCHA-LATTE
Oh.
LOL!!!


wickedrentq
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Wonderful as usual! Loved the Harold Hill reference, since I too swear, I turned to my friend and was like did we suddenly land in the Music Man?
(I actually preferred this one, but I have a strong dislike for the Music Man)
(I actually preferred this one, but I have a strong dislike for the Music Man)
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
Too funny! I spent my entire morning reading everything else on the site... Both myself and my employer thank you! :)
Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy
I can't go on tonight
Dessa Rose is in my siggy!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Loves it!!!
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
















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Posted: 5/23/07 at 10:41pm