Are there Pirates in France?

[BobbyBubby]

Maybe that's why Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg can't relate...

[Kringas]

Is there any subject matter THE PIRATE QUEEN by Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg that a Christian actor might find objectionable?

[BobbyBubby]

The Pirate dildo in Act II?

[SayitSomehow]

You know this is kind of a public message board that people like to visit and read as fans of theatre right?

I'm pretty sure it's not intended to be a playground for mimicry and childishness. You guys are just getting vulgar and offensive now. The Pirate dildo?

[luvtheEmcee]

Mimicry is theatrical, and therefore belongs.

[SayitSomehow]

Good call Emcee, it's a pure theatrical goldmine in here

[BobbyBubby]

This is a rough draft of my one woman show.

Thanks for your support Em!

[miss pennywise]

Yeah, Kringas and Bobby, start actin' dignified right now. This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This ain't no foolin' around.

[luvtheEmcee]

Well, you know how much I support actors.

[BobbyBubby]

I thought "Ain't No Party" was cut?

Please Miss Pennywise!

What are the cross streets for this playground of mimicry and childishness?

And btw, dildos are for adults, not children! Helloooo!

[Kringas]

No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity. And BobbyBubby said Pirate Dildo. I would never be that crude.

I would have said the pirate ********.

[BobbyBubby]

Kringas, you know you own a pirate ****ring. And a pirate ****plug, and a pirate ***********goat********.

[miss pennywise]

Well, from what I've read so far "Ain't No Party" should be the signature number!

Maybe it was better in French: "Il n'y a pas une fete."

[lesmisforever]

Jean Lafitte. (sp?) But yes, there are lots of pirates from France. That's one of the reasons we won the Battle of New Orleans!

[BobbyBubby]

Thanks, it bothered me all day.

[lesmisforever]

I bet it did!

[fachedaluna]

BobbyBuddy~

Just GIVE IT A REST. Do you think you are now being cute? Well your "dumb" remarks are sending out a message of how immature and petty your thought process is becoming.

Can you relate to anything better than ugly criticism and stupid questions?

[husk_charmer]

BobbyBuddy-
I think you found a merchandising angle that they could tap into! I mean who wouldn't want a plaster cast of some cast members body part?????

And I don't think they have Pirates in France...they do have eclairs though!

[miss pennywise]

Well, I know for a fact that they have Bob L'Eponge in France, which means they have Patchy the Pirate. So there. I mean, Voila!

[LizzieCurry]

Le ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[WalkOn]

EuroDisney might have a Pirate or two.

[ComaBaby01]

French pirates (well, Mediterranean pirates, in general) were called Corsairs. oh yes, there were plenty of French pirates.

[CurtainPullDowner]

So shove that up yer dierriarie Bobby.

[BobbyBubby]

Dear fachedaluna,

1. It's Bobby Bubby. If you liked good musicals, you would know that.

2. I'll write whatever I want. Just because you don't think its funny, doesn't make it so.

3. You have taste coming out of your ass.

4. You're a sock puppet. Are you 13 or 14?

Curtain, I will not be shoving anything from this thread up my dierriarie, thank you. But maybe if you take me to dinner and a show first...