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Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???

Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???

sybil7
#0Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 1:40pm

check it out: http://www.playbill.com/news/article/99480.html

(thanks, I'll pass on this)

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Mother's Younger Brother
#1re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 1:55pm

Why does this man get work. He's one of the most talentless people on the planet (in relation to his "name," that is).

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sondwisenheimer
#2re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 4:18pm

I wonder if they'll cast Constantine as "Mr. Smee."

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Adam Chris
#3re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 4:21pm

It doesn't sound like he is singing in this production, does it?
https://www.broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=9403 Updated On: 5/4/06 at 04:21 PM

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FOAnatic
#4re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 4:22pm

It says "pantomime."

I'm guessing there's no talking/singing.

Don't get your panties in a twist people.


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CATSNYrevival
#5re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 4:55pm

this can't possibly sit well with Cathy Rigby...

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Holly Therese
#6re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 5:35pm

My jaw actually dropped when I read this.

Mary Martin is rolling in her grave...


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algy
#7re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 6:02pm

"It says "pantomime."

I'm guessing there's no talking/singing.

Don't get your panties in a twist people."

Sorry FOAnatic, he'll be talking! This is a traditional English pantomime, where you normally have a principle boy (played by a girl) a pantomime dame (played by man) and an audience sing-a-long song at the end.

I'll try and find you a link. These days the casts tend to be dominated by z-List celebrities (so petty and minor that y'all wouldn't know who they are) so how have the mighty fallen!

The best panto dame in the country btw is Sir Ian McKellan.

The W.A.N.D
#8re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 6:16pm

God...
I thought I had put away my Anti-Hasselhoff gun back in the 80's!!!
Well, time to take it out of storage...

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algy
#9re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 6:23pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime_%28theatre%29 <--Wikipedia on Pantomimes

I saw the Berwick Kaler one in York this year (it's mentioned in the article) and it was brilliant, a proper pantomime.

FindingNamo
#10re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 6:41pm

This is such a Mr Roxy thread.


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Crazy4Bway
#11re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/4/06 at 10:51pm

Is this a sign of the Apocalypse....Hasselhoff on stage-again

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MyMeredithMonster
#12re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/5/06 at 3:47am

The horror..


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EdmundOG
#13re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/5/06 at 1:37pm

Oh, the Hoff... Hey, the Germans love him.

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Aaron27
#14re: Hasselhoff to play Captain Hook???
Posted: 5/5/06 at 3:16pm

He's supposedly big in Europe...but still, have the seen the DVD of Jekyll and Hyde! My favorite story will never be the same now!