"i thought this'd make you smile..."

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joeyjoe
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joined:1/12/04
Broadway Legend
joined:
1/12/04
"i thought this'd make you smile..."#0
Posted: 9/23/04 at 9:38am
Boobs, forgive me if you posted this awhile ago...

"Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make it through their days. Interesting.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a policeman writing a ticket by the car out front.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?' I called him a name.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more i abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I did't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Bush/Cheney" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age."