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Friday Morning Chuckle

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Friday Morning Chuckle#0
Posted: 9/3/04 at 7:03am
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#1
Posted: 9/3/04 at 7:59am
Hey, now that one hurt! (tee hee!) Coffee out the nose is not a funny thing!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
Updated On: 9/3/04 at 07:59 AM
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#2
Posted: 9/3/04 at 9:40am
mmmm coffee...
it was an XL for me this morning!
Thanks for the laugh Boobs- love ya!