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Because Boobs is off -- a Wednesday giggle

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Not trying to replace our roast master -- but I know I needed a giggle and chuckle this morning -- so here we are"

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again."

6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
Updated On: 9/1/04 at 11:34 AM
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Diet Coke sprayed across the screen...

Thanks for subbing, KMF! Looks like some athletes (and former ones) have been knocked in the head a few too many times...
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Love it! They're all great!
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Thank you! I truly needed that this morning re: Because Boobs is off -- a Wednesday giggle
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Thanks for picking up the responsibility, KMF. Where is Boobs today?
Updated On: 9/1/04 at 11:43 AM
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took the day off -- how is wall street going to survive?? Said she might try to jump on during the day -- glad she has a day off though!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
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Those were great! Along the same lines, may I add a couple more things? Here are some signs that got "misdirected" in translation. Some have probably seen this, but I figured it's always entertaining to have another look:

Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the lounge.

Doctor's office, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
Cooles and heats: If you want to condition of cool air in your room, please control yourself.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customer who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

On an Athi River highway:
Take Notice: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Tokyo hotel:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Zurich Hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in teh bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

Airlne ticket office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Updated On: 9/1/04 at 11:48 AM
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LOL Way too funny, some of those comments were pure genius!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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Those both are so funny! Thanks for those laughs.
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Ah......that was good. I'm a bunch happier.
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