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I need Valium.

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I need Valium.#0
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:54am
Have you ever had one of those days where it seems like no matter how hard you work, the pile on your desk multiplies by ten?

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM*
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re: I need Valium.#1
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:55am
ooh, poor jailyard -- I can get you some Zanex if that will help!
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re: I need Valium.#2
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:56am
I work at one of the major pharmaceuticals...all my drugs are FREE.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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re: I need Valium.#3
Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:58am
Lucky.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
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re: I need Valium.#4
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:01pm
Rath....you are my new best friend!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
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re: I need Valium.#5
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:02pm
sharing is caring
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re: I need Valium.#6
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:06pm
Rath -- I'm right behind Bobby -- please pass out a few more
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
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re: I need Valium.#7
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:12pm
Rath--i was nice to you first, my friend! Do you have any Klonipen?
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
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re: I need Valium.#8
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:13pm
No, sorry, we don't make Klonipen. Nor crack, Matt_G, before you ask.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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re: I need Valium.#9
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:14pm
I need a song! =-O

What should one sing for a Grease (gag me) audition???
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re: I need Valium.#10
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:15pm
Once i heard that Stevie Nicks developed a Klonipen addiction after she got off of Cocaine, I KNEW i had to try it. Diva's like her are never wrong about that stuff. And of course, Ms. Stevie was right. Klonipen ROCKS.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
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re: I need Valium.#11
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:16pm
What role, Daisy?
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re: I need Valium.#12
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:17pm
Stevie could of course only take a drug that ROCKS.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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re: I need Valium.#13
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:22pm
Daisy...Once I read somewhere that Treat Williams when auditioning for Grease on Broadway sang Neil Sedakas, "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" and got the role. You need a song like that. Maybe you can even sing that one...Neil Sedaka sang pretty high.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: I need Valium.#14
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:24pm
Well, if you glance to your left... I look like a Sandy but am in *no* way one (at least vocally, I could pull it off if I could sing it). I'd say I'm a Marty/Frenchie... my voice coach wants me to go out for Rizzo. So, yeah... :- Something along the Marty/Rizzo lines I'd say.
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re: I need Valium.#15
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:34pm
Oh okay. Thought you were up for a particular role. Are you averse to singing from the show?
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re: I need Valium.#16
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:44pm
Um, wasn't this about *me*? :-P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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re: I need Valium.#17
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:47pm
Haven't you learned by now, Joshie? Even when it's about you, it's about me. re: I need Valium.


And I could sing something from the show... but I think EVERYONE will be singing something from the show (it's an open call, yo, for the tour).
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
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re: I need Valium.#18
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:49pm
You are evil and must be destroyed.

I have been reduced to scarfing lunch at my *desk*. Dear lord.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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re: I need Valium.#19
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:49pm
Daisy, sing a pop tune from the 60s/70s.
Like LEader of the Pack.
YOu can slut it up or tone it down depending upon what you want to show them.

Jailyard, I don't think it's a valium that you need, it's a little Miss Byrd on your lunch break.
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re: I need Valium.#20
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:50pm
actually, what I need is head.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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re: I need Valium.#21
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:51pm
You people get LUNCH breaks ????
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: I need Valium.#22
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:52pm
Well, don't you know the song Miss Byrd? :)
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re: I need Valium.#23
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:59pm
I'd give the same advice as BwaySinger.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson