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Who loves Shirley Q?!

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Who loves Shirley Q?!#0
Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:49am
I Love me some Shirley Q Liquor!

Hit me back with ur fave Shirley Quotes.

My personal fave is:

"I'm so tired of everything at McDonalds. Im so tired of pullin them 2 hot nasty pickles off and throwin em out the window. I dont care for em served hot. But do they ask my prefrences? NO."
Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#2
Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:06pm
who in the hell is this person?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#3
Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:07pm
That Matt G does not know who Shirley is--is an injustice!!! Matt, you would ADORE her!
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#4
Posted: 8/7/04 at 2:08pm
whatever
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#5
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:00pm
99 cent ain't a bargain if you ain't got 99 cent.

Brava Shirley.
Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward. Carol Channing
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#6
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:03pm
I love Shirley Q...but you have to understand, I secretly think she's based on an actual radio personality from my area.
You gotta love Louisiana.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#7
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:24pm
well--that is where Shirley does/did much of her stuff--on a Louisiana radio station.

http://www.shirleyqliquor.com/
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#8
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:25pm
OMG - I LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT SKETCH!!!!!!! That makes me laugh 'till I cry!!!!!

"Come get yo priiiiize!"
"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#9
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:26pm
omg---I just saw the part where she does stuff on RuPaul's new album!!!!

http://worldofwonder.net/images/pees.mp3
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#10
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:26pm
Miss Liquor is a freaking goddess. I've seen her live six times...we WORSHIPPED her in San Francisco. She's not quite as big here in New York, sadly.

"Me 'n'dat perpendicular headed lady gon' go after it..."

Tell your mama'n'em I axed her how she durrin.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#11
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:28pm
"she was tryin to proove a poirnt!"

I love the Kmark one. But, the best one is prob the one with Eubonics Airways--classic.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#12
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:48pm
oh my.
Well, yeah, Shirley Q. is from my neck o' the woods. I have friends who know her.
And, while most of her act is definitely stand-up, there's little doubt in my mind she was inspired by Pearly Tolliver, a charming cafeteria lady at my college who, on weekends, hosted a gospel program that was 1 part bad gospel music (seriously, bad stuff) and 4 parts Pearly doing radio ads. It was drop-dead hysterical.
"This pertion of the program is where Pearly stops and makes her some munny. Pearly be running shert on the munny."
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#13
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:53pm
omg--that is hilarious, bway--I did not know that!! :)
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#14
Posted: 8/8/04 at 12:58pm
I used to have a cassette of several of Pearly's radio shows. I'm not certain SHirley is completely created from Pearly but there is a connection for sure.
I never ate in the cafeteria where Pearly worked (because it was crappy food) unless I could see PEarly working the line. She would say the craziest things...one of her favorite phrases was, "check it out and...lock, lock it down."
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#15
Posted: 8/8/04 at 1:25pm
hehe, bump!
Ok, the daily audio on shirleyqliquor.com is about "Bill Crosby." I am dying.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#16
Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:13pm
some of my favorite bits are:

Looking for the cost of the Greyhound bus for her 19 chisruns and Watusi Jenkins

When she talks about examining her brefases and she thought she was smuggling M & M's....(when she felt her fibernoids)
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#17
Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:16pm
oh my god! I forgot that the very first time I ever heard Shirley was the phone call to the Greyhound! She was going to...oh, crap, some little town around me (winnfield) to Orange. errinj, as she said it.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#18
Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:19pm
that was my first Shirly bit too -- I just about peed my pants when she was pricing the tickets and after learning child fares start at 11 she say "Oh they all under 11"

Now which of the chilruns names is your favorite?
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#19
Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:23pm
That's easy. Chlamydia.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#20
Posted: 8/10/04 at 4:26pm
I'm rather partial to the gay twin -- orangello and lemonjello...but ROn Barcardi is a good one too!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#22
Posted: 9/10/04 at 1:27pm
Borderline offensive.......but I laughed til I cried.
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re: Who loves Shirley Q?!#23
Posted: 9/10/04 at 2:51pm
"How you do'rin"?

Love Shirley's version of the 12 Days of Christmas!