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This is just odd

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This is just odd#0
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:52pm
Who would have thought this needed to have a law...

Needed: a Ban on Unsolicited Toe-Licking?

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The Dutch Labour party wants to pass a law making unsolicited toe-licking an offence after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.

A police spokesman said on Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he would sneak up on them and begin to lick their toes.

"The officers had to let him go. Licking a stranger's toes is rather unusual but there is really nothing criminal about it," the spokesman said.

Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.

Peter van Heemst, a Labour member of parliament, asked Christian Democrat Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner on Friday to explain why Dutch laws forbid littering but not uninvited toe-licking. van Heemst demanded an amendment prohibiting it.

"It is a violation of one's privacy and one's physical integrity," he told a local news agency. "The norm... is that no one should touch your body if you haven't asked them first."

A spokesman for Donner said the minister could not immediately comment.




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re: This is just odd#1
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:55pm
That definitely is odd, but having a total stranger lick your toes is pretty weird, so I understand where they're coming from.
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re: This is just odd#2
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:58pm
I'm feeling kind of nauseous at the moment. Feet are gross. Why would anyone want to lick them?
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re: This is just odd#3
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:04pm
Toe jam makes me all horned up.
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re: This is just odd#4
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:05pm
Dude. That is NASTY!!!
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re: This is just odd#5
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:07pm
Can it be construed as harrasment of some kind? I mean, licking toes? Blergh.
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re: This is just odd#6
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:09pm
I just keep wondering how you don't notice someone sneaking up on your feet...
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re: This is just odd#7
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:12pm
I wonder if the guy got kicked in the mouth every time he did that.

That's so gross. And true, wouldn't you notice someone crawling on the ground toward your feet?
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re: This is just odd#8
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:14pm
They were sunbathing. You know, eyes closed lying on a blanket.
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re: This is just odd#9
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:15pm
Licking sand and dirt-covered toes? Even grosser.
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re: This is just odd#10
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:20pm
But don't you still notice things? Unless you're asleep. OK, I'll accept that they were asleep.
It's still weird, though.
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re: This is just odd#11
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:21pm
I am laughing so hard right now. That is hilarious! "Unsolicited toe licking" has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard. That poor man doesn't need to be in jail, he needs a mental hospital.
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re: This is just odd#12
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:28pm
Personally, I think he needs a good mouthwash. Blech.
(I was going to say "good tongue cleaning" & then realized there would be sooooo many naughty comments...)
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