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Paris Hilton beaten up#0
Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#1
Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:42pm
Whether Nick beat her up or what, that sucks. It looks rather painful.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#2
Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:48pm
Eh... everyone deserves a little beating every now and again... Especially debutantes.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#3
Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:49pm
Mary Kate is gonna be PISSED if Paris takes away her cover of STAR Magazine next week.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#4
Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:49pm
But not by a blonde former pop star!

That would be horrible if Paris DID get it and Mary Kate stopped eating again to get on the cover. Agh. re: Paris Hilton beaten up
Updated On: 8/5/04 at 09:49 PM
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#5
Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:59pm
Oh Lady - I like MaryKate a lot, but your post made me laugh. And feel bad about it at the same time. Kinda like watching that episode of South Park with the Downs kids...
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#6
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:01pm
Don't worry, I didn't really mean it. I'd definitely take her out to dinner anytime (on the condition that she cleans her plate).
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#7
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:03pm
Maybe a bull head butted her on Simple Life. She did already get thrown off a horse.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#8
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:05pm
Matt_G- lmao haha

But wow serious, she looks bad...
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#9
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:07pm
i heard on the radio yesterday that it wasn't nick... just rumors... but it was a "high profile partier known for her toughness" who has a reason to be upset with paris (but upset enough to start a catfight, i dont know)... i guess paris messed with (and i should say "messed around with" to be more accurate) the wrong person...
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#10
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:09pm
Bijou, perhaps?
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#11
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:11pm
Methinks she pissed off Shannon Doherty again.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#12
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:13pm
shannon doherty it is



well, from what they said... but i wouldn't be surprised
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#13
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:14pm
Yow, no one deserves that, but you'd think she'd try to cover her arms a little better. Unless it's a publicity stunt...
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#14
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:16pm
How could that be a publicity stunt? That's not makeup.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#15
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:16pm
I really hope Nick wasn't the one that beat her up. She looks like she got banged up pretty good. It's disturbing.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#16
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:16pm
I was thinking the exact same thing.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#17
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:18pm
you'd think, with the kind of money that the Hiltons have, they'd have an army of lawyers and such working on this. I wonder why they're so quiet.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#18
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:38pm
Gee. So much sisterly love around here, I feel like I am in a feminist consciousness-raising group.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#19
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:39pm
We should all refrain from shaving our legs and go outside at dawn naked singing songs to the Goddess of the Moon.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#20
Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:55pm
naw, she probably has herpes and is using the whole "beat up" thing as a cover... re: Paris Hilton beaten up

I mean, if I was gonna punch her, I'd hit her somewhere not as easy to mend without extensive surgery, like the nose....

Although, I wish I coulda been there when whoever it was punched her in the lip, and all that collagen went flying...
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#21
Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:46pm
God, try as I might I just can't seem to make myself find violence against women so HILARIOUS.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#22
Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:53pm
You need to lighten up, Namo! Domestic violence is hilarious when it's against someone you don't like!
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#23
Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:59pm
No, it's not. Not only is it not hilarious, it's not even amusing.
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re: Paris Hilton beaten up#24
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:38am
Wow! My only comment would be to point out to the gallant Namo that it's not a gender issue. But I suspect you do realize that.
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