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J. Kerry Announces Running Mate

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J. Kerry Announces Running Mate#0
Posted: 6/10/04 at 10:18am
Suprising news...
I didn't even know this was possible.
Kerry Chooses Running Mate
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re: j. effin' kerry announces running mate#1
Posted: 6/10/04 at 10:31am
well, i'm glad to see that he was true to himself and chose someone who is representative of his vision for america and with whom he can really see eye to eye. i think it's a bold choice but that it might prove to be disastrous as the gop will undoubtedly push the discussion towards a constant questioning of the vp candidate on his statements before the house on atrocities and war crimes. my only question though is, will the hair grow in in time for him to have the hearings look in time for the election?
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re: j. effin' kerry announces running mate#2
Posted: 6/10/04 at 11:35am
Oh, come on. I expected some reaction at least.
I was feeling all clever about my June 10's day prank.
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Updated On: 6/10/04 at 11:35 AM
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re: j. effin' kerry announces running mate#3
Posted: 6/10/04 at 11:36am
what am i? freakin' chopped liver here?
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re: kerry announces running mate#4
Posted: 6/10/04 at 11:39am
this just in. kerry announces mary kate and ashley oslen as his secretaries of defense.

kerry said he was inspired to nominate mary kate and ashley after watching the twins on the big screen in "new york minute."

"i was at the multiplex in hoboken, new jersey when i came across the twins onscreen in this really god-awful movie. i knew i had to guard against them making additional cinematic efforts, so i offered them the role of secretaries of defense to protect the nation," kerry commented to the popcorn guy, marv.
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Updated On: 6/10/04 at 11:39 AM
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re: kerry announces running mate#5
Posted: 6/10/04 at 11:45am
If it will make you feel better, I'll admit I was completely taken in for a minute until I stated to connect to the link and sawit come up as The Onion. When I read the thread title I was wondering how this news came out so quickly because I watched the morning news befor eleaving for work and nothing had been said so this decision would have been withing the past couple of hours.
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re: kerry announces running mate#6
Posted: 6/10/04 at 11:51am
well, not to be completely humorless, but I knew it had to be a joke since there's no way he'd announce this week after saying he's taking it off, plus he wouldn't announce before the convention likely.

But I love the Onion and this is fekkin' funny.
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re: kerry announces running mate#7
Posted: 6/10/04 at 11:55am
had i thought about it, maybe I would have realized he wouldn't have made an announcement today, especially after deciding not to campaign this week out of respect for Reagan's funeral. The timing would have been so bad.
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re: kerry announces running mate#8
Posted: 6/10/04 at 6:58pm
Funny stuff . Great picture
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re: kerry announces running mate#9
Posted: 6/10/04 at 10:48pm
LOL. I really thought was was serious for a second.
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re: kerry announces running mate#10
Posted: 6/11/04 at 1:28am
yah got me too!
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