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My Computer Died

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My Computer Died#0
Posted: 6/8/04 at 2:07pm
Just so everyone knows and noone gets worried about little old me, the mother board of my computer died last night. (whatever that means)
I'm sitting here with the freaks at the public library using their computer but I should have mine back the end of next week. Which,is okay anyways since I'm leaving for NYC on Thursday morning. Anyways, I'll be holding a memorial service for the mother board tomorrow if anyone in DC would care to attend.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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re: My Computer Died#1
Posted: 6/8/04 at 2:37pm
Rest in Peace.
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re: My Computer Died#2
Posted: 6/8/04 at 2:38pm
Will there be a public viewing and State Funeral?
PEACE.
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re: My Computer Died#3
Posted: 6/8/04 at 2:40pm
We're expecting a crowd of around 4,000,000 gay men to pay their respects to the enormous amount of porn that was inside. The viewing will be very Eva Peron-esque.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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re: My Computer Died#4
Posted: 6/8/04 at 2:42pm
Do you need a care package, Matt? I could gather up some of my faves and send them to you pronto!
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
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re: My Computer Died#5
Posted: 6/8/04 at 2:46pm
My mother was right. She told me that somebody would have more porn than I do and that they would share! Probably not the best time to get it since I'm using the library's computer though.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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re: My Computer Died#6
Posted: 6/8/04 at 4:49pm
"The viewing will be very Eva Peron-esque."

That means someone will probably steal the encased motherboard and then it will mysteriously reappear years later untouched and Lloyd Webber will right a musical about it starring a diva belter with unintellible diction later to be made into a film using a pop icon who will make up in beauty and popularity what she lacks in acting skills.
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re: My Computer Died#7
Posted: 6/8/04 at 5:33pm
Did I hear the word porn?!
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