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Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
It totally fooled me, despite the, um, surprising quotes--until I got to the last line.
I can't imagine that anything like this story will ever happen, but I doubt that SS and ALW are at each other's throats to anything like the extent that some of their fans are.