Breaking News: Our Moral Leader Stops Gay Marriage

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 2/24/04 at 11:26pm

I was raised as a Pentecostal snake handler and while I am not trying to impose my religious beliefs upon ya'll, you do see things differently when you have a Yellowbelly Sea Snake tearing up your arm. For one thing, it keeps my mind off of those gays. They're constantly sneakin' around and trying to legitimize their long term relationships through one of them there gay marriages. I'm from Kentucky and I was raised to believe that marriage is between a man and his sister and it's nobody's business how old she is or where she got those bruises. Updated On: 2/25/04 at 11:26 PM