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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#2
Posted: 12/19/20 at 4:04am

I was about to say, "Um... Thanks for sharing, morosco."

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#3
Posted: 12/19/20 at 7:43am

Why did I read this to the tune of "I've Written a Letter to Daddy"?

I know you. I know you. I know you.
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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#4
Posted: 12/19/20 at 8:25am
Just fyi, there are laser treatments now which are faster and more effective.
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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#5
Posted: 12/19/20 at 12:40pm

GlindatheGood22 said: "Why did I read this to the tune of "I've Written a Letter to Daddy"?"

For me it was "We're Getting a New Deal For Christmas" XD

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#6
Posted: 12/19/20 at 6:34pm

GlindatheGood22 said: "Why did I read this to the tune of "I've Written a Letter to Daddy"?"

Wow, you found a way to make this thread even gayer. Brava.

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#7
Posted: 12/19/20 at 7:46pm

Why did my mind immediately go to, "The Man In the Moon Is A Lady" from Mame?  Oh, well. It's all gay as Christmas up in here.... :)

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#8
Posted: 12/19/20 at 11:55pm

That's racist.

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#9
Posted: 12/20/20 at 12:30am

I'll wait for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir version.

 

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#10
Posted: 12/20/20 at 12:46pm
For a moment, I thought I was on Datalounge.

Does sound like an interesting song if they ever do an Avenue Q Christmas show.
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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#11
Posted: 12/21/20 at 4:30pm

The song and Anne Harada are cute. But the GUY steals the video! I don't know who he is and i almost turned it off because its basically a one joke song... which only became truly funny when the blue collar guy sang it!!! Make sure to wait for it (HIM)

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#12
Posted: 12/21/20 at 7:29pm

GlindatheGood22 said: "Why did I read this to the tune of "I've Written a Letter to Daddy"?"

Same.

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I’m Bleaching My Butthole For Christmas#13
Posted: 12/21/20 at 7:57pm

goldenboy said: "The song and Anne Harada are cute. But the GUY steals the video! I don't know who he is and i almost turned it off because its basically a one joke song... which only became truly funny when the blue collar guy sang it!!! Make sure to wait for it (HIM)"

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