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Inappropriate Musicals

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Inappropriate Musicals#1
Posted: 5/23/18 at 8:05am

Inappropriate Musicals: A Quiet Place, Taxi Driver & Shape of Water w/ James Corden, Audra McDonald & Dan Stevens.

Fun and silly.

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Inappropriate Musicals#2
Posted: 5/23/18 at 8:41am

Hamilton

 

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Inappropriate Musicals#3
Posted: 5/23/18 at 2:09pm

denali.fire said: "Hamilton"

that’s not what the original post is about, but in what way is that an inappropriate musical?

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Inappropriate Musicals#4
Posted: 5/23/18 at 3:42pm

I'm confused-- THE SHAPE OF WATER would make an absolutely perfect Broadway musical. It's practically one now in its screen incarnation. Am I missing something here?

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Inappropriate Musicals#5
Posted: 5/23/18 at 4:13pm

Shindler's List

Scarface

The Godfather (though, this one actually COULD work)

Sophie's Choice

Boxing Helena

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Inappropriate Musicals#6
Posted: 5/23/18 at 4:41pm

Someone in a Tree2 said: "I'm confused-- THE SHAPE OF WATER would make an absolutely perfect Broadway musical. It's practically one now in its screen incarnation. Am I missing something here?"

I do agree that the show has exactly the right tone to make a great musical. Wouldn't it be a problem, though, that both of the romantic leads are entirely silent? :)

I guess they could rectify half of the problem with some more fantasy musical sequences.

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Inappropriate Musicals#7
Posted: 5/23/18 at 5:16pm

Kdogg, I had a similar thought about Jane Campion's THE PIANO, which I think could be exquisite onstage. My ultimate solution to the problem of a mute protagonist was to go the Deaf West route and have another (visible) actress serve as Ada/Elisa's "voice," whether during soliloquies or musical numbers.

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Inappropriate Musicals#8
Posted: 5/24/18 at 3:01am
Deepthroat: The Linda Lovelace Story
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Inappropriate Musicals#9
Posted: 5/24/18 at 3:58am

Tonya Harding: The Musical! (Starring Patti LuPone on ice skates.)

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Inappropriate Musicals#10
Posted: 5/24/18 at 9:08am

Planet of the Apes, the musical...oh wait....it's fantastic.  Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius...

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Inappropriate Musicals#11
Posted: 5/24/18 at 11:23am

BuddyStarr said: "Planet of the Apes, the musical...oh wait....it's fantastic. Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..."

 

I hate every ape I see

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Inappropriate Musicals#12
Posted: 5/24/18 at 3:55pm

BuddyStarr said: "Planet of the Apes, the musical...oh wait....it's fantastic. Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..."

Inappropriate Musicals

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Inappropriate Musicals#13
Posted: 5/24/18 at 6:12pm

Inappropriate Musicals

(And with an admittedly brilliant plug for Book of Mormon at the end.)

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Inappropriate Musicals#14
Posted: 5/24/18 at 6:42pm

LuminousBeing said: "Tonya Harding: The Musical! (Starring Patti LuPone on ice skates.)"

I would pay premium ticket prices for it, especially if Bernadette Peters plays Nancy Kerrigan.

This is the War Paint we were asking for.

 

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Inappropriate Musicals#15
Posted: 5/24/18 at 6:44pm

Salo!

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Inappropriate Musicals#16
Posted: 5/24/18 at 9:26pm

GeorgeandDot said: "LuminousBeing said: "Tonya Harding: The Musical! (Starring Patti LuPone on ice skates.)"

I would pay premium ticket prices for it,especially if Bernadette Peters plays Nancy Kerrigan.

This is the War Paint we were asking for.


And Andrew Lloyd Webber could play the judge in the criminal trial.

 

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Inappropriate Musicals#17
Posted: 5/25/18 at 5:25pm

A Serbian Musical (based on A Serbian Film)

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Inappropriate Musicals#18
Posted: 5/25/18 at 5:32pm

Is this a joke?  We did a whole twelve-episode web series right here on Broadway World - not sure they have it up anymore, but most of the episodes are on YouTube.  I think if you google the show you may still find them on Broadway World.  Someone mentions Taxi Driver - we did it.  Euan Morton as Travis Bickle.  Apparently B'way World has removed them, since they're now about five years old.  I think I'll put the remaining episodes on YouTube.  We did The Miracle Worker with Beth Leavel, The Exorcist with Hal Linden, The Shining with Adrian Zmed, Soylent Green with Gregory Harrison, Fatal Attraction with Andy and Alet Taylor, and many others.  Here's Taxi Driver: https://youtu.be/dvNgQdzvSlw

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Inappropriate Musicals#19
Posted: 5/25/18 at 11:57pm
Euan have a sexy accent on that video
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Inappropriate Musicals#20
Posted: 5/26/18 at 1:56am

All twelve episodes are now on YouTube - just search Outside the Box or click on the Taxi Driver episode and the others should pop up on the side bar.