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Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?

Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?

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Call_me_jorge
#1Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/6/18 at 10:55pm

Thoughts?


In our millions, in our billions, we are most powerful when we stand together. TW4C unwaveringly joins the worldwide masses, for we know our liberation is inseparably bound. Signed, Theater Workers for a Ceasefire https://theaterworkersforaceasefire.com/statement

Rainah
#2Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/6/18 at 11:05pm

I'm breaking into the Richard Rodgers and stealing George Washington's sword

pupscotch
#3Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/6/18 at 11:16pm

The bootlegging high schoolers would come out in droves.

pupscotch
#4Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/6/18 at 11:16pm

The bootlegging high schoolers would come out in droves.

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dearalanaaaa
#5Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 12:02am

Watch in horror as hormonal teenagers go backstage at Hansen for some "Fun," and Hello, Dolly's staff impose even stricter rules, or board off entirely. Come From Away remains peaceful, as they actually have a pretty cool fan base. Aladdin, Lion King, and Frozen have a nice audience of children, who are protected from disaster. Angels, Bands Visit and other shows like those have business as usual with extra security. Extra Margaritas over at Margaritaville! Fans start to break into Hamilton and Harry Potter, for they are too powerful. Both Bernadette Peters and Bette Midler are laying dead in the streets, with Denzel Washington and Ben Platt by their sides. Mean Girls has a graphic special, but My Fair Lady and Phantom fair well in this apocalyptic scenario. School of Rock and Spongebob break building codes and everybody gets in for free. Waitress has free pies and pie-face people in the audience.

Some positives, some negatives. I don't think this scenario is ideal by any means, but the show must go on! (Disclaimer: Half of this is a joke and I do not wish death or harm upon any actor on Broadway)

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haterobics
#6Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 12:08am

Call_me_jorge said: "Thoughts?"

No, there'd be no shows that night.

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TheGingerBreadMan
#7Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 12:32am

Rocktopia producers would be ecstatic - they wouldn’t have to pay their cast.

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NOWaWarning
#8Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 1:25am

Imagine the stage door

UncleCharlie
#9Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 6:25am

Well, I think there would be fewer people giving every show standing ovations cause some of them would, you know, be dead.

Evans2
#10Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 8:52am

Jorge, this is rich, even for you.

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Call_me_jorge
#11Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 1:02pm

I think I’d just be worried casting angencies would become bloodbaths. Imagine the amount of people who never got cast.


In our millions, in our billions, we are most powerful when we stand together. TW4C unwaveringly joins the worldwide masses, for we know our liberation is inseparably bound. Signed, Theater Workers for a Ceasefire https://theaterworkersforaceasefire.com/statement
Updated On: 4/7/18 at 01:02 PM

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Fetus
#12Would broadway be affected if the purge was real?
Posted: 4/7/18 at 1:14pm

Imagine the bloodbath if Patti Lupone saw someone in the audience on a phone.