Explain your favorite broadway show horribly
Explain your favorite broadway show horribly
Alex M
Broadway Star Joined: 11/16/13
#1Explain your favorite broadway show horribly
Posted: 9/13/17 at 1:18am
I saw this on facebook and thought it was very funny and wanted to see how everyone on here would do it. Explain your favorite broadway show horribly!
Updated On: 3/30/19 at 01:18 AM
ScottyDoesn'tKnow2
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/22/14
#2Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 1:29am
A mean black maid in 1960s Lake Charles, Louisiana just talks about how her life is full of woe and has daily breakdowns in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation resulting in her talking to inanimate household objects, the bus, and the moon and ruining her personal and professional relationships. Also a Jewish family goes through a domestic drama. And an issue with vandalism of a Confederate statue.
BroadwayConcierge
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/24/15
BroadwayRox3588
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/16
#4Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 2:02am
Princess. Revolution. Dead. Princess dead??? Amnesia. Conmen. Paris. Old lady. Love. Happily ever after.
Updated On: 9/13/17 at 02:02 AM
#5Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 3:35am
Hooker in a pond.
They/them.
"Get up the nerve to be all you deserve to be."
#6Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 5:57am
Siamese twins sing and dance
#7Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 6:56am
Lesbian: "Dad, we need to talk."
. . .
Lesbian: "Dad, we - "
Dad: "I fooled around with a dude in a barn."
Lesbian: "AAAAARGH!" *draws pictures*
#8Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 7:26am
I can't choose so I'll offer you two:
Fancy Russians in early 20th century Russia get shot. Daughter maybe survives. The maybe daughter that survives then meets two illegal artists who lie to her about everything until about thirty minutes before the show ends. Daughter and illegal artists go to that one city in France with the pies and hats and sing and dance. Daughter reunited with family member. Daughter and one of the illegal artists are good friends now.
A lady who is suspiciously involved in everyone's lives is helping a poor guy who likes to draw get married. Then this other guy who owns a chicken food store has a really insufferable niece. Suspicious lady wants to hook up with chicken food guy. Chicken food guy's underpayed basically servants want to go to New York to kiss people and see whales. Everyone goes on a real vehicle! Then more pink hat people appear and the underpayed guys fall in ~love~. They dance and then have dinner at an overpriced cafe.
#10Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 7:48am
Two young men with almost nothing in common must team up and travel far away to help people in need. Despite the hardships, deceit, and even violence, they both have their faith restored in ways neither of them would have ever expected.
"I have maggots in my scrotum!"
#11Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 8:42am
Can't we leave this to community theater productions?
Caption: Every so often there was a rare moment of perfect balance when I soared above him.
henrikegerman
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
#12Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 8:51am
All this unhappiness
Merely from an ugly, needy, not well woman
stalking me on a train.
So much unhappiness
So much love --
(NOT my favorite show but I couldn't resist)
#13Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 8:53am
Teens in 19th century Germany have sex and die.
There's a war going on out there somewhere and Andrey isn't here.
“6 AM. The sky glows. Somewhere a bird chirps. I want to shoot it.” ~ Jonathan Larson, Tick...Tick..BOOM
Eliza2
Broadway Star Joined: 1/7/16
#14Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:20am
all the characters except the young couple suffer and die horrible tragic miserable deaths but it's really really good you'll love it
Alex Kulak2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/11/16
#15Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:24am
An tree-obsessed autistic guy with a broken arm exploits teen depression and drug abuse to get laid.
#16Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:28am
Douchebag gets stuck in a small town and proceeds to rob and assault the friendly locals before dramatically killing himself in front of shocked bystanders. When that doesn't work out, he gets everyone to idolize him instead and sleeps with the last remaining hold out of his earlier sex spree.
carolinaguy
Broadway Star Joined: 10/13/06
#17Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:30am
A man and a woman with spectacularly bad hairstyles kill people and bake them into pasties because the class system sucks.
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees/You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Alex Kulak2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/11/16
#18Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:34am
A pathological liar mentally tortures his estranged son and then dies of cancer.
Alex Kulak2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/11/16
#18Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:34am
A pathological liar mentally tortures his estranged son and then dies of cancer.
#19Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:36am
A Jew gets lynched by the KKK.
"I shall stay until the wind changes."
rattleNwoolypenguin
Broadway Star Joined: 10/11/11
#20Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:44am
Rich people in Sweden vacation with people they hate so they can bone the person they've always wanted to bone. A stepmom sees her stepson attempting suicide and decides to leave her sugar daddy for him.
#21Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:48am
Big hair. Artificial spray in a bottle. Dancing. The KKK.
A girl wants to marry a rich guy for money. Questionable Asian characters. And tapping! Can't forget about that.
Two socially awkward people who work in a perfume shop send each other really weird letters.
Basically the budget version of Oklahoma with insane dance numbers.
(I'm sorry, this thread is too fun)
rattleNwoolypenguin
Broadway Star Joined: 10/11/11
#22Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:50am
a comedy about people who live at the edge of a forrest and bump into each other all the time even though it's a giant forrest, and when you think it's over and everything's fine- they all start getting massacred and the four people who survive have to deal with a fetus
rattleNwoolypenguin
Broadway Star Joined: 10/11/11
#23Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 9:58am
a hairdresser inspires a ditz to not dye her hair and get her ex back by just divulging her obsession with a baseline knowledge of the Irish
Updated On: 9/13/17 at 09:58 AM
#24Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 10:22am
A bunch of people on airplanes get stranded in the middle of nowhere in Canada on the worst day ever. They become friends with the locals, even though many are illegally in the country.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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stage-n-screen
Swing Joined: 3/2/17
#25Explain your favorite broadway show horribly.
Posted: 9/13/17 at 11:01am
A painter obsessed with painting a bunch of obnoxious Parisians pisses off his girlfriend so much that she moves to the U.S. Two generations later, a stuck-in-a-rut artist that may be the painter's great-grandson heads to Paris and realizes he needs to stop brooding and get on with it.
