Explain your favorite broadway show horribly

[Alex M]

I saw this on facebook and thought it was very funny and wanted to see how everyone on here would do it. Explain your favorite broadway show horribly!

[ScottyDoesn'tKnow2]

A mean black maid in 1960s Lake Charles, Louisiana just talks about how her life is full of woe and has daily breakdowns in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation resulting in her talking to inanimate household objects, the bus, and the moon and ruining her personal and professional relationships. Also a Jewish family goes through a domestic drama. And an issue with vandalism of a Confederate statue. 

[BroadwayConcierge]

[BroadwayRox3588]

Princess. Revolution. Dead. Princess dead??? Amnesia. Conmen. Paris. Old lady. Love. Happily ever after.

[CindersGolightly]

Hooker in a pond.

[gschuber]

Siamese twins sing and dance

[MattRVA]

Lesbian: "Dad, we need to talk."

. . .

Lesbian: "Dad, we - "

Dad: "I fooled around with a dude in a barn."

Lesbian: "AAAAARGH!" *draws pictures*

[Itonlytakesajourney]

I can't choose so I'll offer you two:

Fancy Russians in early 20th century Russia get shot. Daughter maybe survives. The maybe daughter that survives then meets two illegal artists who lie to her about everything until about thirty minutes before the show ends. Daughter and illegal artists go to that one city in France with the pies and hats and sing and dance. Daughter reunited with family member. Daughter and one of the illegal artists are good friends now. 

A lady who is suspiciously involved in everyone's lives is helping a poor guy who likes to draw get married. Then this other guy who owns a chicken food store has a really insufferable niece. Suspicious lady wants to hook up with chicken food guy. Chicken food guy's underpayed basically servants want to go to New York to kiss people and see whales. Everyone goes on a real vehicle! Then more pink hat people appear and the underpayed guys fall in ~love~. They dance and then have dinner at an overpriced cafe. 

[HamilHansen]

There's a war going on. Andrey ain't here. All the characters have a trait you should remember them by. Especially multi-platinum recording artist Josh Groban. He's sad.

Natalie is engaged to Andrey (who ain't here) and falls in love with sexy anime baby Anatole. Things escalate between them and Andrey is mad at Natalie. Anatole leaves for Petersburg (while hitting a high note), and Josh Groban crawls out of the orchestra pit and falls in love with Natalie. 

 

Oh also there's a comet.

[Crazy NooNooHead]

Two young men with almost nothing in common must team up and travel far away to help people in need. Despite the hardships, deceit, and even violence, they both have their faith restored in ways neither of them would have ever expected.

[Valentina3]

Can't we leave this to community theater productions?

[henrikegerman]

All this unhappiness

Merely from an ugly, needy, not well woman 

stalking me on a train.

So much unhappiness

So much love --

(NOT my favorite show but I couldn't resist)

[thebookofwhizzer]

Teens in 19th century Germany have sex and die.

 

There's a war going on out there somewhere and Andrey isn't here.

[Eliza2]

all the characters except the young couple suffer and die horrible tragic miserable deaths but it's really really good you'll love it

[Alex Kulak2]

An tree-obsessed autistic guy with a broken arm exploits teen depression and drug abuse to get laid.

[Malka2]

Douchebag gets stuck in a small town and proceeds to rob and assault the friendly locals before dramatically killing himself in front of shocked bystanders. When that doesn't work out, he gets everyone to idolize him instead and sleeps with the last remaining hold out of his earlier sex spree.

[carolinaguy]

A man and a woman with spectacularly bad hairstyles kill people and bake them into pasties because the class system sucks.

[Alex Kulak2]

A pathological liar mentally tortures his estranged son and then dies of cancer. 

[Alex Kulak2]

A pathological liar mentally tortures his estranged son and then dies of cancer. 

[LYLS3637]

A Jew gets lynched by the KKK.

[rattleNwoolypenguin]

Rich people in Sweden vacation with people they hate so they can bone the person they've always wanted to bone. A stepmom sees her stepson attempting suicide and decides to leave her sugar daddy for him.

[Itonlytakesajourney]

Big hair. Artificial spray in a bottle. Dancing. The KKK. 

A girl wants to marry a rich guy for money. Questionable Asian characters. And tapping! Can't forget about that. 

Two socially awkward people who work in a perfume shop send each other really weird letters.

Basically the budget version of Oklahoma with insane dance numbers. 

(I'm sorry, this thread is too fun)

 

 

[rattleNwoolypenguin]

a comedy about people who live at the edge of a forrest and bump into each other all the time even though it's a giant forrest, and when you think it's over and everything's fine- they all start getting massacred and the four people who survive have to deal with a fetus 

[rattleNwoolypenguin]

a hairdresser inspires a ditz to not dye her hair and get her ex back by just divulging her obsession with a baseline knowledge of the Irish

[Marianne2]

A bunch of people on airplanes get stranded in the middle of nowhere in Canada on the worst day ever. They become friends with the locals, even though many are illegally in the country.