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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? "Three. One to do it and two more to discuss how they would have done it better.
How many directors does it take to change a light bulb? "Interesting, why does it want to change? What is its motivation?"
How many playwrights does it take to change a light bulb? "I'm not changing anything!"
How many producers does it take to change a light bulb? "Why do we need another light bulb?"
How many theatre publishers does it take to change a light bulb? "We just tell you how someone else did it earlier."
How many stage managers does it....? "Done!."
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
But remember that Lincoln Center play from 1980-81 called "The Floating Light Bulb"? Someone named Brian Backer won a Tony, and it also starred Bea Arthur (!) and Jack Weston.
Well I, for one, find these very clever. I thought I had heard all the theatre-related light-bulb jokes, but a few of these are new to me. Here's an alternate actor one:
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one: the actor just stands still holding the lightbulb, and the world revolves around them.
When I saw this article, I had no idea theatre light bulb jokes existed. I saw the humor in it.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
These kind if jokes only work when dealing with a stereotype.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it?
These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
I laughed at the producers one. And when I read it, I put soooo much emphasis on the "need"
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We live in a world where people's chances and opportunities are hindered or obliterated every single day due to stereotypes and assumptions that are made about them before they even have a chance to show who they are. While these jokes do not necessarily persecute any specific group of people to the extent that has become a problem in our society, I hate the very principle of stereotyping and dislike anything to do with it. I'm not trying to stop you from laughing and having fun, only pointing out that jokes like this stem from the same ideology that essentially ruins lives.
Say that I'm uptight or don't have a sense of humor, that's fine. I don't find stereotype jokes funny.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it?
These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
TheGingerBreadMan said: "We live in a world where people's chances and opportunities are hindered or obliterated every single day due to stereotypes and assumptions that are made about them before they even have a chance to show who they are. While these jokes do not necessarily persecute any specific group of people to the extent that has become a problem in our society, I hate the very principle of stereotyping and dislike anything to do with it. I'm not trying to stop you from laughing and having fun, only pointing out that jokes like this stem from the same ideology that essentially ruins lives.
Say that I'm uptight or don't have a sense of humor, that's fine. I don't find stereotype jokes funny.
I'm sure there are more theatre related jokes out there. Please share.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)