Anyone know what's going on out here? You can't really see it in the photo, but they completely ripped out the sidewalk, and you could see into the basement/bowels of the theatre.
-There's the muddle in the middle. There's the puddle where the poodle did the piddle."
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)