ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE

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CukorLover
#1ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 12:16pm

Ouch-a-ma-goucha ! What a pedestrian mess !
All That Jazz

SporkGoddess
#2ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 12:29pm

That is very unimpressive choreography.


Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!

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CukorLover
#2ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 12:40pm

Choreography has nothing to do with it. It looks like something out of an after school detention class.

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sabrelady
#3ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 1:38pm

Not shure if Fosse is rolling in his grave from pain or laughter. Oy!

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Idiot
#4ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 1:38pm

No, he's subtly grinding in his grave. He'd never roll.

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little_sally
#5ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 1:47pm

On the plus side, Kate Hudson looks really good.


A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.

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OperaBwayLover
#6ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 2:01pm

These days, GLEE seems to irritate me more than entertain me.

It looks like they attempted the Fosse choreography...for two seconds. I didn't think it was possible to make "All That Jazz" a boring number, but somehow Glee succeeded. And WHY does this show always delight in doing the movie versions of musical songs? When they did "Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag," surprise, surprise, it was the mediocre movie interpretation (and I do like the movie, but I love the Fosse Rag more).

Tony2600
#7ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 2:49pm

Probably shrugging is my guess.

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BrdwyThtr
#8ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 3:02pm

I didn't think it was terrible and Lea, like usual, sounds great.

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EricMontreal22
#9ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 3:29pm

"It looks like they attempted the Fosse choreography...for two seconds."

Do you mean the Fosse original, or the Reinking choreography? I'm not sure I've seen video of the Fosse original...

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luvtheEmcee
#10ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 4:31pm

Well that was terrible. I do love Kate Hudson on Glee, though.

They're also doing Being Alive next episode, which I am completely certain is going to crush my soul.


A work of art is an invitation to love.

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EricMontreal22
#11ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 6:42pm

I like Hudson as a bitch more than I have in any other role for the past ten years. But... She really is not much of a dancer--she poses and is lifted and twirled around--her first big dance number where she said "I'll dance circles around you" and then literally everyone danced circles around her just showed this. Couldn't she have been a bitchy acting coach or something instead (it's not like Glee needs the excuse of a dance class to have people dance).

This version of Jazz is also done no favours by being filmed so incoherently even by Glee standards.

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GavestonPS
#12ALL THAT JAZZ on GLEE
Posted: 12/5/12 at 7:23pm

Oh, please. Obviously, Rachel Berry has challenged her dance teacher to a dance-off, er, squat-off! It happens at all the best schools and only enhances a student's GPA.

Or this is revenge on those of us who complained about the lack of show tunes this season.