Santorum!

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madbrian
#25Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 10:27am

Maybe he just misunderstood when someone asked him if he was cut?


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best12bars
#26Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 11:09am

Ever since I first read his name, I mistakenly thought it said "sanitarium."

Nothing has been said to clear my mind.


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#27Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 11:24am

Everyday, it sounds less like a presidential campaign and more like a cry for help.

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Mister Matt
#28Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 11:26am

I'm still waiting for the media to pose the question to Santorum as to why the legal definition of marriage has to align with his religious faith when a religious ceremony is not required to be legally married. Are non-Christians going to be banned from legal marriage next?


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Plum
#29Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 3:18pm

It's because napkins are not the same thing as paper towels. Can't you understand that?

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Mister Matt
#30Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 4:55pm

Got it. I'd love to be in the next stall to Santorum when he runs out of toilet paper.

"Sorry, but I only have what appears to be a roll of perforated facial tissues. Guess you'll have to double up on the Zout when you get home."


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

brdlwyr
#31Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 5:06pm

Rachal Maddow has been hammering him on his birth control opposition. This is such an awful and scary time!

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iflitifloat
#32Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 5:23pm

I think his wins the other night are a case of ABM (anyone but Mitt). And think about how frustrated this guy must be if he believes one can only have sex if it's goal is procreation. He doesn't have THAT many kids. Just sayin'.....


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TxTwoStep
#33Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 5:26pm

just realized the previous poster's screen name could be read like the SOM lyric or also "IF LIT I FLOAT"...sorry for the non-sequitur..but previously when i saw the handle i was on a tangent (misspelled as it may be) of Letterman's "IF IT WILL FLOAT?"


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

brdlwyr
#34Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 5:32pm

True! Rick has probably only had sex two or three times, at least my parents procreated with their method!

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iflitifloat
#35Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 6:36pm

The guy swept three states the other night. Are we to believe there was no private celebrating in the hotel room?


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Plum
#36Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 6:52pm

I haven't been following the Republican primary too closely because it gives me a headache, but...weren't those three contests low-turnout non-binding straw polls in states where Romney didn't bother campaigning?

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theatreguy
#37Santorum!
Posted: 2/9/12 at 7:32pm

Colorado and Minnesota won't actually divide up their delegates until the spring so while people won't have the vote again, they haven't officially gotten Santorum any closer to the nomination just yet.

Missouri, on the other hand, couldn't get their act together so they just had themselves a $7 million beauty contest. The real thing will happen next month.

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romantico
#38Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 3:22am

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!

Santorum!


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tazber
#39Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 6:15am

^^^^^
Am I the only one who's mind immediately went "there"?


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StageManager2
#40Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 6:55am

Not at all, since the word "santorum" has now become synonymous with "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" (thanks to Dan Savage), which makes Santorum's tweet all the more humorous, especially considering that he's aware of this since he complained about it last fall.


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 2/10/12 at 06:55 AM

brdlwyr
#41Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 9:43am

Hilarious tweet from a twit!

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Reginald Tresilian
#42Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 9:46am

Everyone knows that's not his actual twitter account, right?

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romantico
#43Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 10:02am

Shhhhhhhhhhh.

Yeah, you are right but come on. It Could easily be something he said.


'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

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Reginald Tresilian
#44Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 10:05am

Oh, easily!

He came up with (or at least went with) C.U.M., after all.

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romantico
#45Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 10:06am

How about this one?

Santorum!


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romantico
#46Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 10:08am

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Santorum!


'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

#47Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 10:51am

I read an otherwise completely innocent news report the night of the primary saying "There was a frothy mix of excitement and apprehension at Santorum headquarters...."

And I LOVE it!!!!!

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romantico
#48Santorum!
Posted: 2/10/12 at 8:14pm

Santorum!

This is just too easy!


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romantico
#49Santorum!
Posted: 2/15/12 at 1:43pm

Rick Santorum has the dumbest people working for him. Forget him posing in front of a Google sign or Rick and his C.U.M. Here is his latest ad. I thought at first it was fake. I mean, c'mon. It just HAD TO BE. It makes you wonder, WTF is he and his staff thinking? Are they truly this dumb? Then again, it appears they were clueless over this as well.

http://weknowmemes.com/2012/01/santorum-launches-cum-conservatives-unite-moneybomb/

From what I can tell, it is legit. His own website has this ad up on it plus his Youtube channel has it posted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtOcrS6axnE

If this video is a joke, PLEASE let me know. I honestly can't tell anymore. He does and says SO MANY dumb things.




'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
Updated On: 2/15/12 at 01:43 PM