The Grammar Thread (updated)

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re: Once again...#26
Posted: 9/19/04 at 12:18am
What is "exzapuls"?
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re: Once again...#27
Posted: 9/19/04 at 9:12am
It was Liam's humor. "Eggzampull" would have worked better.

I found the need to amend the original post. Feel free to refer back to this thread if you are unsure which word to use.
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Updated On: 9/19/04 at 09:12 AM
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re: Once again...#28
Posted: 9/19/04 at 9:29am
That was awesome and amazing Mr. Matt!!!!!!!!
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re: Once again...#29
Posted: 9/19/04 at 9:32am
MisterMatt, it's just too bad these lovely examples will never sink into the minds of those who so desperately need them.
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re: Once again...#30
Posted: 9/19/04 at 8:49pm
ok i wasnt kidding when i said "Eggzampull" mr.mattim a phinetick speller(if you know who to spell that fix that for me ) i sound things out :)
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re: Once again...#31
Posted: 9/20/04 at 12:57pm
Unfortunately, I saw the need for yet another amendment. Wasn't this covered in fifth grade?
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re: Once again...#32
Posted: 9/20/04 at 4:02pm
Hhaha! It's funny because it's necessary.
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re: Once again...#33
Posted: 9/20/04 at 10:43pm
You're doing fine Liam. I can read your messages without any problem.

Mr. Matt and others - For right now Liam is spelling his words phonetically. (Which happens to be exactly what he said in his note!)

You keep on posting Liam. The more you write the easier it will be for you. Your messages are intelligent and well thought out. I'm sure that with the classes you're taking the spelling will just get better and better!


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re: Once again...#34
Posted: 12/12/04 at 12:32pm
More people are in need of this thread. So, Bump.
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re: Once again...#36
Posted: 12/12/04 at 12:53pm
That was too good, Matt! Thank you.
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re: Once again...#37
Posted: 12/12/04 at 1:02pm
Thanks, Matt!
awkward.

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re: Once again...#38
Posted: 12/12/04 at 1:09pm
Off-topic, but every time I see the title of this thread, a little voice sings in my head "I'm a little depressed by the tired, old face that I see..."
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re: Once again...#39
Posted: 12/12/04 at 8:26pm
"My grammar and punctuation are fabulous, when I'm not getting carried away flaming shills for Brooklyn and Wicked."

Sorry Tiff. It was too much to bear! re: Once again... The real question is whether it's Brooklyn, BRKLYN, BKLYN, or any other jumble of letters...
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re: Once again...#40
Posted: 12/12/04 at 8:47pm
Don't be silly, gun, it's BrKALYAVNEALYN.

Bumping because more people need to read this.
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re: Once again...#41
Posted: 12/12/04 at 10:15pm
Mister Matt, you're a grammar God! (Note my especially good grammar/spelling...Do I get bonus points???)
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re: Once again...#42
Posted: 6/16/05 at 11:08am
Gramatically correct bump.
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re: Once again...#43
Posted: 3/30/06 at 11:24am
It's time for another bump. This place is getting ridiculous.
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re: Once again...#44
Posted: 3/30/06 at 11:37am
I think this thread should be bumped the first of every month. Few things detract from content as much as a glaringly misued form of a word. You can pooh pooh the concept and you can argue that it's not true, but in the end, it still undermines what your are trying to say to at least a significant portion of your audience.
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re: Once again...#45
Posted: 3/30/06 at 11:49am
Perhaps the second of every month? April Fools' Day is coming up...
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re: Once again...#46
Posted: 3/30/06 at 11:50am
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people say that they "could care less." The correct phrase is "I couldn't care less." To say the former completely defeats the purpose of what you were originally trying to say in the first place.

*shudder*
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re: Once again...#47
Posted: 3/30/06 at 1:59pm
Another pet peeve is people who misuse affect and effect. They're not interchangeable.
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re: Once again...#48
Posted: 3/30/06 at 2:02pm
I say I could care less. Because I could, but it would be hard to achieve. re: Once again...
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
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re: Once again...#49
Posted: 3/30/06 at 2:04pm
i know what you mean, princeton, about people messing up sayings. but, thanks to this thread, some of the people on the board have made a complete 360 when it comes to their grammar. re: Once again...
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re: Once again...#50
Posted: 3/30/06 at 2:11pm
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re: Once again...#51
Posted: 3/30/06 at 2:12pm
love this thread!

I always think of bad grammar as a pet peeve, therefore making it less legitimate, like littering, spitting, etc.

Two of my very off topic favorites are "safety deposit box" and valentimes day...but my VERY fave is "could care less."

What is worse is that you cannot convince people that they are incorrect about these.

Thanks, Matt, for posting this in the first place and all those who bumped!
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