"RUPAUL'S SECRET CELEBRITY DRAG RACE"- Page 2
"RUPAUL'S SECRET CELEBRITY DRAG RACE"
#25
Posted: 5/2/20 at 5:09pm
Each time any of them said “this is my first time in drag” or something of the sort, I wanted to punch my tv. I love you Vanessa Williams but please don’t tell me as a beauty queen you’ve never padded or used a sh*t-ton of makeup before.
And Loni looked just like Latrice.
Impossible2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/31/18
#26
Posted: 5/2/20 at 5:52pm
Jordan Catalano said: "Each time any of them said “this is my first time in drag” or something of the sort, I wanted to punch my tv. I love you Vanessa Williams but please don’t tell me as a beauty queen you’ve never padded or used a sh*t-ton of makeup before.
And Loni looked just like Latrice."
I was shocked at how little charisma Vanessa had during the LS.
I mean how long has this woman been performing for...
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#27
Posted: 5/8/20 at 10:48pm
I didn't think I could be more in love with Dustin Milligan than I already was, but my God. And Matt Iseman is just utterly dreamy. And it was all hilarious. The funniest roast ever, even.RuPaul commented on it.
This episode justifies the whole enterprise.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
CT2NYC
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/17
#28
Posted: 5/8/20 at 11:02pm
It was joyous. I just wish they had ended the series with this episode next week, instead of having a 3-woman show close it out. If they do this again, I really hope it'll be men only.
Updated On: 5/9/20 at 11:02 PM
#29
Posted: 5/9/20 at 11:37am
Those roast jokes were all really really impressive. Does anyone else think there was a lot of outside help? Either producer input or the help of those unseen queens who actually applied the makeup.
Also can anyone explain where exactly those hideous runway looks come from? The mentors all look flat out stunning and the celebs look like men in dresses.
#30
Posted: 5/9/20 at 12:07pm
I heard about Mayhem, Shannel, and Laila McQueen assisting on makeup, I wish we could see them help out! Give some makeup tips, a la Drag U. But it’s odd. That first episode was BAD and these last two were so fun!
I think this was a test for a longer season down the road. Get like 8 celebrities and do a regular season, mixing all genders and each has a queen who also gets money for their charity. It could be fun, especially with some slightly bigger names!
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
Impossible2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/31/18
#31
Posted: 5/9/20 at 1:44pm
I have no idea who this Matt person is, but he can be my Hot Top Daddy whenever he wants x
#32
Posted: 5/9/20 at 1:55pm
Brave Sir Robin2 said: "I heard about Mayhem, Shannel, and Laila McQueen assisting on makeup, I wish we could see them help out! Give some makeup tips, a la Drag U. But it’s odd. That first episode was BAD and these last two were so fun!
Shannel did that and then the fandom shamed them into at least putting it on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcVaz8L4hqI
And they're not just assisting, they're just doing the makeup. The Queens that are on the show are literally just there for commentary and make it APPEAR that they're doing the work...
#33
Posted: 5/9/20 at 3:19pm
Last nights episode is what they should all have been. Just fantastic from start to finish and tears from laughing.
“Black don’t crack but it do droop.”
Bitch. I died.
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#34
Posted: 5/9/20 at 4:37pm
I really enjoyed last night's episode. Matt Iseman surprised me the most. He was one of the guests at a Meagan Kelly taping I went to. He came across during that show very different than what I saw last night. Was very genuine. I thought he was painted the best. And considering he is really tall, he carried himself in heels the best. Dustin Milligan....yummy. Although I didn't care for his makeup.
#35
Posted: 5/11/20 at 1:45am
I agree that this episode was fantastic. The roast in particular was so entertaining. I was so excited by the ending as well.
'Downtown Elaiggghhhy?'
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#36
Posted: 5/13/20 at 9:41pm
I finally got to watch the rest of episode 2 that I got bored with and turned off when it was first shown. It was still dull. I don't understand how they can transform 6'3 Matt Iseman into a glamorous queen, but these three women only had extreme eye make up and unflattering wigs. I didn't see anything drag about any of them. Going forward, they really need to stick with guys. The transformations are more spectacular.
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#37
Posted: 5/15/20 at 9:55pm
Yawn. I turned it off. I don't enjoy the women. Especially when I have no clue who they are.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#38
Posted: 5/16/20 at 8:31am
The finale was a major snooze. Nowhere near the impact of that moment when Matt Iseman saw himself in full makeup for the first time -- you could just see his mind bend. The women had nothing to prove or learn about themselves by putting on makeup and getting fabulous.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#39
Posted: 5/16/20 at 10:32amI lasted 20 minutes and I turned it off. Maybe I’ll finish it later. But again, the point of women putting on makeup to look like...women, is what exactly?
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#40
Posted: 5/16/20 at 11:22am
Jordan Catalano said: "I lasted 20 minutes and I turned it off. Maybe I’ll finish it later. But again, the point of women putting on makeup to look like...women, is what exactly?"
Because by doing so....they find their inner drag queen. Or some stupid sht like that.
#41
Posted: 5/16/20 at 11:25am
Yeah it gives them “freedom” to “Yaaas Queen” and “Hunty” this or that.
If you want to see kids get triggered AF and virtually explode, go to any RPDR online forum and read threads that say how stupid it is for women to do this.
Impossible2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/31/18
Huss417
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#43
Posted: 5/16/20 at 3:06pm
This series makes Drag U look like a classic. Could only get through the first 5 minutes of this episode.
"I hope your Fanny is bigger than my Peter."
Mary Martin to Ezio Pinza opening night of Fanny.
Updated On: 5/16/20 at 03:06 PM
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#45
Posted: 5/16/20 at 5:38pm
Jordan Catalano said: "Also I had never heard of any of these three women last night."
That's good to know. You're younger than me. I had thought that I had finally aged out of the entertainment loop. It's hilarious when the queens guess who it may be. They are naming all of these A list people. Last night, the queens were more famous and I consider them more celebrity, than these three women.
