Julia Roberts uses her telekinesis to crucify Streep with kitchen knives. The house is then swallowed into the ground by fire.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
She actually wakes up in bed with pigs feet and realizes that she's actually a pig being sent to slaughter and while on the conveyer belt of death she imagined a world where she could be free, right before getting her throat slit as the 3D blood splatters across the audience and everyone who wasn't looking down at their interactive iPads also sees Julia Roberts working the conveyer belt and tweaking to Enya music while being plowed from behind by a Satyr named Angus who is singing the score to GUYS & DOLLS and watching the game on TV at the same time.
Had nobody thought that the Indian woman is there to reclaim the land that the Weston family stole when they built their house on top of her tribe's ancient burial ground?
"Violet had no resistance to the bacteria in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once she had breathed our air, germs, which no longer affect us, began to kill her. The end came swiftly. All over the world, her machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, Violet was destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth."
Kad, what is this? Am I blanking completely here? Missing the joke? It's been a long couple of days, and my brain is fried. Pardon my ignorance.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman