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Nothing on "Reality Television" is real.
Posted by JoeKv99 2012-10-04 14:27:49

Just had to say it: Not Nicki Minaj threatening Mariah Carey, not Honey Boo Boo bobbing for pigsfeet and certainly not that antique Apple Corer on Storage Wars. It's all faker than a Kardashian.

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Posted by SNAFU 2012-10-04 14:33:37

I had to make fake vanity License Plates for a truck on a Reality Show. Everything is scripted!

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Posted by Jay Lerner-Z 2012-10-04 14:42:40

It's not all fake. Some of those people really are batsh!t bonkers.

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Posted by Wynbish 2012-10-04 14:44:26

Honey Boo Boo's niece's three thumbs are real.

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Posted by JoeKv99 2012-10-05 11:47:51

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Posted by JoeKv99 2012-10-05 11:51:32

And all those "house hunter" shows are too.

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Posted by TheatreDiva90016 2012-10-05 13:17:20

What about butt chugging?

I just like the sound of that.

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Posted by JoeKv99 2012-10-05 18:59:02

Butt Chugging is real. I don't know why anyone wants to do it but it's real and it works.

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Posted by SNAFU 2012-10-05 19:51:44

You can Butt chug, be pulled over by the cops for drunk driving and pass the breathelizer test!
Just DON'T try lighting your farts for any reason though!

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Posted by Jungle Red 2012-10-05 20:12:27

If I enjoy water sports, but only if it comes out of a butt, do I still wear the yellow hanky? Or is it the brown hanky? Or a yellow brown checkered one?

I'm confused.

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Posted by EricMontreal22 2012-10-05 20:48:07

There's a butt-chugging reality show?

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Posted by SNAFU 2012-10-05 20:49:44

I am pitchering one as we speak!