WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 4/25/12 at 7:32am
An old man, a boy, & a donkey

Were going to town.

The boy rode on the donkey, & the old man walked.


As they went along they passed some people

Who remarked, "What a shame the old man
Is walking and the boy is riding."

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later they passed some people who

Remarked, "What a shame.... He makes that little boy walk."

So they then decided they'd both walk!

Again, as they passed some other people who

Remarked, "They're really stupid to walk
When they have a decent donkey to ride."

So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people

Who shamed them by saying, "How awful to
Put such a load on a poor donkey."

The boy and man figured they were probably right,
So they decide to carry the donkey.


As they crossed the bridge,

They lost their grip on the animal,
And he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone,

You might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!

Have A Nice Day And

Be Careful With Your Donkey.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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