Freddy is the owner and bartender of the Lapin Agile. He is gullible, but has occasional bouts of genius; an ordinary guy.
Gaston - Male (an older man)
A bit of a dirty old Frenchman with prostate problems (I have to pee!). Gaston was a philanderer in his day, interested in drinking and sex.
Germaine - Female (25-30)
Freddy's girlfriend. A wise girl who knows her way around; somewhat bored with life.
Albert Einstein - Male (25)
[Age may be open to someone who reads older; he is 25, but according to the script looks much older]. Albert is an idealistic nerd and passionate about his work. He is enthusiastic, but not boastful or arrogant.
Suzanne - Female (18-25)
A young ingénue type. Suzanne is somewhat naïve, although she doesn't think so; may double as a female admirer.
Sagot - Male (age open, likely over 30)
An art dealer, the character of Sagot is open to interpretation - but must bring energy to the role.
Picasso - Male (23)
He's arrogant, pompous, and egotistical - but with a smattering of insecurities showing through. A lady's man, with very little regard for the women he uses (then casts aside).
Charles Dabernow Schmendiman - Male (25-30)
Charles is a crazy inventor - think wild and crazy guy. Schmendiman thinks all kinds of nutty stuff. Must have excellent comedic timing and be able to play way over the top.
The Countess - Female (25-30)
She's Einstein's lady interest. The Countess is rich, but also a nerd and quirky; may double as a female admirer.
A female admirer - Female (25-30)
She's a huge fan of Schmendiman; may double as the Countess or Suzanne.
A Visitor - Male (25)
A young Elvis; must be able to impersonate Elvis physically, especially the hip move. This role does not sing.
