Equity Principal Auditions
Monday, May 12, 2014
9:30 AM to 5:30 PM
lunch 1 to 2
Per Performance Contract; $78/performance
Actors' Equity Association Audition Center
165 West 46th Street
New York, NY 10036
Equity actors, men and women.
Prepare a brief comedic monologue.
Bring picture and resume, stapled together.
Casting/Show Contact: Anthony Wilkinson
· EPA Rules are in effect.
· A monitor will be provided.
Performers of all ethnic and racial background are encouraged to attend.
Always bring your Equity Membership Card to auditions.
ANTHONY PINNUNZIATO – Male, 30s. Our everyman. Stereotypical Italian-American boy next door type. Lead.
PETER PINNUNZIATO – Male, 30s. Anthony’s slightly younger brother whom he despises. Lead.
MAURIZIO LEGRANDE – Male, 30 to 50. Any ethnicity. Outlandishly dressed, over-the-top, flamboyant. Has an accent that cannot be pegged down. Lead.
ANGELA PINNUNZIATO – Female, late 40s - 60. Lovingly overbearing, overpowering mother hen. Rules the roost with an iron fist and a wooden spatula. Anthony’s mother. Lead.
MARIA PINNUNZIATO – Female, late 20s to late 30s. Anthony’s flighty, sweet and self absorbed baby sister. Aspirations of stardom, but fizzled sense of reality. Hysterical and fancies herself as a Broadway star.
LUCIA FUCCIO – Female, late 20s to late 30s. Brassy and trendy. Anthony’s dependable and reliable best friend. A feminine, pretty “lipstick les- bian.” Supporting.
DOMINICK VITALE – Male, 30s. The strikingly handsome and suave boyfriend of Peter Pinnunziato. Supporting.
AUNT TONIANN – Female. late 30s to late 40s. Angela’s fussy younger sister. Hated her brother-in-law but is there to support and instigate matters. Comedic Actress. Supporting.
ONDINE OZZUPACCI – Female, late 30s to late 50s. Professional martyr and Over-The-Top Crier who crashes the wake and never leaves. Comic relief, great scene stealer. Comedic Actress. Supporting.
CONNIE/EVA/AUNT DONNA – Female, late 20s to early 40s. Comedic sketch actress who can pull off three roles. Connie, another lipstick lesbian with the mouth of a truck driver. Eva, an Asian woman who speaks broken English and yells in Chinese. Aunt Donna, Joseph’s sister who walks with a cane and is a stereotypical Italian relative who has to be in more pain than anyone else. Supporting.
RABBI HOWIE HOROWITZ/LOU DONATACCI – Male, late 30s to late 40s. Comedic sketch actor who can pull off a Staten Island Guido as well as a very profound Rabbi. Supporting.
DRAG QUEEN/VIDAL – Drag Queen lip syncs at the night club ( a disco flashback scene) and transitions the story. Vidal is an over-the-top medium that Maurizio brings in. Supporting.
EZIO – Male, 30s. Strikingly Handsome. Preferably shirtless at the night club as the hot bartender and then resurfaces at the end as the owner of the Funeral Home. Supporting.