PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY... SO I CAN BUY A VAGINA! Plays The Ringwald, Now thru 9/27
As the headline suggests, this is a shameless attempt to get your money. I would ask for a spare vagina instead but last time I asked, I got slapped. In exchange for your money, I have written a one-woman comedy show that I will be performing at the Ringwald Theatre. It even won an award, so it's not awful! For $10, you could see a lot worse.
The show will be playing for three consecutive Fridays: tonight, September 13th and September 20th, and 27th. Showtimes are 7 pm, with an hour run time. Tickets are $10 and can be purchased at the door. So please come and give me your money so I can get gender reassignment surgery (a vagina).
Photo Credit: Scott Lipiec