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7/12 @ 5:16 PM
realjeffreyross - Long Live The Ramones!

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7/12 @ 2:43 PM
realjeffreyross - I saw Planet Of The Apes last night. The make-up people did a fantastic job. Unfortunately I think they also wrote the script.

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7/12 @ 4:49 AM
realjeffreyross - Fuck. RT @nytimes : Tommy Ramone, Last of the Ramones, Dies http://t.co/Ly3acbHtoQ

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7/11 @ 7:52 PM
realjeffreyross - If you like discovering new funny comics check my friend @RachelFeinstein's stand-up special tonite at 12:30 @ComedyCentral. #USA

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7/11 @ 4:31 PM
realjeffreyross - I'd love to see Planet Of The Apes vs. Germany in the World Cup final.

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7/11 @ 4:21 PM
realjeffreyross - Hey, how come whenever I go to Cleveland nobody gives a shit?

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7/11 @ 2:51 PM
realjeffreyross - Nashville- I got some new jokes & my old boots & I'm comin' to town next week. http://t.co/sBz9bE4UOJ

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7/11 @ 2:41 PM
realjeffreyross - So badass. Congrats @Sethrogen & @JamesFrancoTV RT @THR North Korea Files Complaint With UN Over Film 'The Interview' http://t.co/WNEGxI0Vic

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7/8 @ 5:35 PM
realjeffreyross - Imagine how many more goals the teams would score if the goalies drank as much as the fans. #WorldCup

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7/8 @ 4:40 PM
realjeffreyross - If you ever wondered what Gilbert Gottfried's real voice sounds like check out his podcast with me... https://t.co/dFbhmnnGIR @RealGilbert

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7/7 @ 4:04 PM
realjeffreyross - These Expendables movies are becoming expendable.

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7/6 @ 8:56 PM
realjeffreyross - Atlanta... I'm coming. RT @TheImprovAtl #July Who's ready for the Roast Master? Tix on sale http://t.co/mkSkOjqdVH

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7/5 @ 12:56 PM
realjeffreyross - Happy 5th of July - the day all the fireworks happen on the toilet.

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7/4 @ 8:07 PM
realjeffreyross - I can't decide whether to watch the fireworks or Sophie's Choice.

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7/4 @ 7:20 PM
realjeffreyross - In honor of the #WorldCup I just gave myself a Brazilian.

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7/4 @ 12:40 PM
realjeffreyross - Happy Codependence Day!

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7/4 @ 1:51 AM
realjeffreyross - Get some sleep, America. Tomorrow is your birthday. http://t.co/qh1v7YWPW3

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7/2 @ 1:46 PM
realjeffreyross - Where's the funnest place to watch the Fourth Of July fireworks in NYC?

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7/1 @ 6:31 PM
realjeffreyross - This is SO exciting for 5 minutes every 4 years. #WorldCup #USA

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7/1 @ 6:16 PM
realjeffreyross - Fuck waffles #WorldCup

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6/30 @ 11:32 PM
realjeffreyross - Happy Birthday to the legend @RichVos #Jersey #lotterytickets #golf #bonnie #teeth #tattoos #ladycanibuyyouahouse http://t.co/sdKCZYGrhi

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6/30 @ 12:30 AM
realjeffreyross - The Empire State Building has a rainbowner tonight. #pride http://t.co/6RwzT4ZfWU

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6/29 @ 9:05 PM
realjeffreyross - I wonder if Bono leaves his sunglasses on while he's takin a dump.

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6/28 @ 5:08 PM
realjeffreyross - Tix to this summer's @OddballFest went on sale 2day. I'll be travellin round the nation w ths humans. Who's your fav? http://t.co/iYgMX5dWrL

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6/28 @ 1:42 PM
realjeffreyross - Still bouncin from an epic show last night @TalibKweli @MosDefOfficial #DaveChappelle all killed at @RadioCity Music Hall. Congrats fellas.

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6/26 @ 8:34 PM
realjeffreyross - I'm in LA tonight hosting the #SaturnAwards celebrating the best in sci-fi & horror. I'll let you know who wins and who gets poisoned, etc.

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6/26 @ 3:15 PM
realjeffreyross - Yes I love being a comedian and here's why... @OddballFest http://t.co/Wm6HPeykC0

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6/24 @ 4:16 PM
realjeffreyross - Watch and retweet if you revere the King Of All Media. RT @HowardStern trailer to the bday bash http://t.co/XdK5CWlFki

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6/24 @ 3:56 PM
realjeffreyross - Are you an "ugh" person or an "uch" person?

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6/24 @ 12:43 PM
realjeffreyross - Tour dates at http://t.co/xLxbEp4txM RT @Pontifex How I wish everyone had decent work! It is essential for human dignity.

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6/23 @ 3:49 PM
realjeffreyross - Enjoy @joshgad @KevinHart4real @KaleyCuoco and the back of my Jewfro in this new movie trailer by @mrgarelick... http://t.co/ZmhqnamTQo

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6/22 @ 10:37 PM
realjeffreyross - Retweet if you're doin nothin.

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6/22 @ 5:22 PM
realjeffreyross - What a night Howard! Afterwards I had a 3 way w @Joan_Rivers & @JohnMayer. RT @HowardStern trailer to the bday bash http://t.co/XdK5CWlFki

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6/21 @ 4:41 PM
realjeffreyross - Shout out to my funny friends @romanymalco @jerrycferrara @KevinHart4real & @willpowerpacker for a big opening weekend. #ThinkLikeAManToo

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6/18 @ 4:17 PM
realjeffreyross - Soccer is America's new national pastime unless you count all other sports. #WorldCup

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6/18 @ 12:46 AM
realjeffreyross - I accidentally washed my hair with body wash instead of conditioner. Should I call 911?

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6/17 @ 7:39 PM
realjeffreyross - Coming to San Francisco! RT @CobbsComedyClub AUGUST! Get tickets now for Roastmaster General @realjeffreyross live at http://t.co/zuBvUKXDzI

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6/17 @ 1:37 PM
realjeffreyross - Probably called an @Uber. RT @TIME U.S. Army launches probe into how Bowe Bergdahl left Afghanistan base http://t.co/FLMoM7EpuY

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6/15 @ 9:07 PM
realjeffreyross - What do you think the candle budget is for @GameOfThrones ? #GoTFinale

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6/15 @ 4:19 PM
realjeffreyross - If you're near LA have money and want to help poor animals come laugh with @billmaher @RonFunches & me @peta benefit @TheComedyStore TONITE!

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