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2/25 @ 11:26 AM
realjeffreyross - His last words were "Abracadaver!" https://t.co/Nii5dJ5Esp

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2/22 @ 6:22 AM
realjeffreyross - You crushed it tonight #RoastBattle https://t.co/VcaHcogd64

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2/20 @ 2:31 AM
realjeffreyross - Congrats on #crashing into #HBO fellas. Sweet @peteholmes @JuddApatow @artiequitter and a cameo by me makes it the… https://t.co/8XSIG3dnYF

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2/19 @ 12:35 PM
realjeffreyross - West Palm Beach ! Tonight's show is at 7pm. I just released 10 tickets if ya wanna get in. https://t.co/BTE3fiwvDc @PBImprov

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2/18 @ 5:32 PM
realjeffreyross - My crazy Cuban cousin Mikey made me this shirt to wear at my shows in Miami this weekend... Tonight… https://t.co/cImXI066Vl

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2/18 @ 12:59 PM
realjeffreyross - Nah I'm in Florida for a gig at @MagicCityCasino tonight pal. Congrats on your new show! #CrashingHBO https://t.co/W3nt57IxRe

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2/17 @ 5:41 PM
realjeffreyross - Years of extensive research tells me that 95% of humans are totally gross but we like each other anyway.

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2/16 @ 8:09 PM
realjeffreyross - Palm Beach! I'm sticking around Florida to do a Sunday just for you... https://t.co/BTE3fiwvDc

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2/16 @ 12:54 PM
realjeffreyross - I feel so naked in this @playboy profile. I love you for life @SarahKSilverman @amyschumer & @jimmykimmel. ? https://t.co/e70m9DShSu

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2/15 @ 7:33 PM
realjeffreyross - Doing a few stand-up tour dates by myself and some with @attell. Go to https://t.co/joFzjHcyle #FreeOakley

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2/14 @ 2:42 PM
realjeffreyross - You in Miami ? Need a #Valentines gift? Get your lover tickets to see my show this Saturday at @MagicCityCasino. Guaranteed sex.

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2/14 @ 5:32 AM
realjeffreyross - You holding? https://t.co/0DFAEam3cj

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2/13 @ 7:50 PM
realjeffreyross - Miami! Come get roasted this Saturday night at @MagicCityCasino or Sunday night at the Palm Beach Improv. Makes a great #Valentines date. ?

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2/10 @ 4:08 PM
realjeffreyross - It's sad that annual #WHCD may not happen. A comic roasting @POTUS in front of national press is our ultimate expression of free speech.

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2/9 @ 8:35 PM
realjeffreyross - The #HistoryOfComedy premieres tonight on @CNN. I guess I made the cut. ???? Thanks @CNNOriginals !

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2/9 @ 5:12 PM
realjeffreyross - NYC is up and running. Shout out to the snow plowers, the #NYPD, #FDNY and the security guards at @TheGarden that keep our Big Apple safe!

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2/7 @ 3:47 AM
realjeffreyross - "There was no Bowing Green Massacre but I did recently massacre this entire bowl of greens." --Kelly Anne Conway over lunch.

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2/7 @ 3:25 AM
realjeffreyross - FAKE NEWS ALERT: Betsy Devos once taught a class on how to bullshit your way through a job interview at Trump University.

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2/6 @ 2:06 AM
realjeffreyross - Congrats to all my friends in Boston on this amazing #SuperBowl win. @bostonpolice @BU_Tweets @BillSimmons @LaughBoston @bostonmarathon

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2/5 @ 11:48 PM
realjeffreyross - Breaking news: The Atlanta Falcons won the popular vote. #SuperBowl

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2/5 @ 10:35 PM
realjeffreyross - Just woke up. What time does the game start ? #SuperBowl

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2/5 @ 6:59 PM
realjeffreyross - I bet right now @ladygaga is backstage masterbating. #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

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2/5 @ 4:53 PM
realjeffreyross - Next #SuperBowl I want to roast both teams during the #HalfTimeShow with @RobRiggle https://t.co/9apDbuqKdD

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2/4 @ 5:21 AM
realjeffreyross - Anyone r r take an Ambuen and thrun tweet ?

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2/3 @ 4:41 PM
realjeffreyross - Need a laugh ? Go see #TheComedian opening this weekend starring Robert De Niro and Leslie Mann. Some great roast scenes.

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2/2 @ 5:27 PM
realjeffreyross - Me and the classy Taylor Hackford toasting this weekend's wide release of a film he directed and I co-wrote called… https://t.co/ymYW6qELji

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2/2 @ 2:37 PM
realjeffreyross - Miami ! Second show added at @MagicCityCasino February 18th. If you get her tickets for #ValentinesDay I promise to help you get laid. ?

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1/29 @ 8:47 PM
realjeffreyross - The #RoastBattle finals are LIVE on @ComedyCentral TONIGHT with judges @nottjmiller @natashaleggero @pattonoswalt & Jason Sudeikis. Wow.

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1/29 @ 6:06 AM
realjeffreyross - Can't sleep. Too excited about the #RoastBattle finale 10pm live on @ComedyCentral ????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????

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1/28 @ 4:28 PM
realjeffreyross - #RoastBattle tournament continues tonite w quarterfinals judged by my least judgemental pals @SarahKSilverman… https://t.co/uCBdCWluoA

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1/27 @ 10:31 PM
realjeffreyross - #RoastBattle is on @ComedyCentral tonight. Who you rooting for ??

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1/27 @ 4:15 PM
realjeffreyross - Roast fans, Tonight at 10pm @ComedyCentral #RoastBattle gets personal. https://t.co/ckNM9bvzWR

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1/27 @ 4:01 PM
realjeffreyross - The #RoastBattle "War Of The Words" tournament continues tonight with judges @WhitneyCummings & @kenjeong. ????

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1/26 @ 11:29 PM
realjeffreyross - Xo https://t.co/79s4LIdpM9

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1/26 @ 11:17 PM
realjeffreyross - Some amazing jokes tonight on #RoastBattle. Lemme know your favs?

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1/26 @ 9:59 PM
realjeffreyross - #RoastBattle is about to begin. Turn on @ComedyCentral ????@anthonyjeselnik & @SnoopDogg https://t.co/ts5ICP9S8J

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1/26 @ 9:56 PM
realjeffreyross - #RoastBattle II is about to begin! Turn on @ComedyCentral. https://t.co/k7IJGh8v3C

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1/26 @ 9:22 PM
realjeffreyross - Shout out to #TheWave. They are hilarious and they give the battlers time to think. #RoastBattle premieres tonight… https://t.co/ipewAMaRlf

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1/26 @ 6:04 PM
realjeffreyross - After #RoastBattle premieres at 10 tonight me, @JamarNeighbors & @TheMikeLawrence are heading over to riff with… https://t.co/bboz4xrSNG

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1/25 @ 3:39 PM
realjeffreyross - Hail Mary !

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