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2/27 @ 6:15 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Price of ground beef climbs to another high record. Cows call their agents to propose contract renegotiations.

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2/27 @ 2:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - @WWERollins interrupts the Moment of Zen and challenges Jon: http://t.co/0wOrkYOSO4 http://t.co/l1AlCiAq7g

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2/27 @ 8:39 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Vial of Winston Churchill's blood being auctioned off. Alcohol content at an impressive 30.2 percent.

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2/26 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Millionaires vs. Billionaires! It's a gilded cagematch!

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2/26 @ 8:39 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews South Korea decriminalizes adultery. So now what's the point? #ThrillGone #Dangerhalfthefun

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2/26 @ 7:38 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Less than 40% of people worldwide have gone online. Unrelated: 60% of people are still good, well rounded.

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2/26 @ 5:08 PM
TheDailyShow - Late Night Fight Club #TBT https://t.co/1yPDqipk8M

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2/26 @ 3:00 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - Jon presents 50 Fox lies in 6 seconds and Conan O'Brien discusses his trip to Cuba. http://t.co/HG5aCFx1Z8

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2/26 @ 2:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Props @PolitiFact, tech error turned our 50-lie Vine into 49. Here's our 50. Keep your coffee mug. http://t.co/ZoOkFXFYry

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2/26 @ 7:24 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Poll: Only 11% of GOP think Obama loves America. Also debating whether he "likes" America or "like-likes" America.

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2/25 @ 11:25 PM
TheDailyShow - Congressman Schock isn't the only one playing hooky on the boss's dime. TDS is on to you mattkoff!… https://t.co/E0IB8gkN1g

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2/25 @ 11:19 PM
TheDailyShow - 50 Fox News lies in 6 seconds. (Tap the screen to pause) https://t.co/n0BBeoYCzT

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2/25 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Why are you on Twitter when you could be on Rep. Aaron Schock's incredible Instagram?

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2/25 @ 8:24 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Apple finally releases more diverse emojis. So your racist uncle's Facebook rants are about to get a lot cuter!

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2/25 @ 7:25 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Condom vending machines introduced in CA prisons. First The Man incarcerates you, now he tries to incarcerate your penis.

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2/25 @ 2:25 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - Bill O'Reilly's credibility is questioned, and Samantha Bee reports on Vice President Biden's bad habit - http://t.co/UKVNkb5aaY

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2/25 @ 10:31 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Japanese robot bears soon to care for aging population. Japan: "What if we like, really ramped up how Japan we are?"

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2/25 @ 12:16 AM
TheDailyShow - Sam lands exclusive interview with Vice President Biden. https://t.co/plhhJWhPge

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2/24 @ 10:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! We're a nation of pathological liars. #UnlessThatsALieToo

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2/24 @ 8:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Gmail bug could send your messages to strangers. Or at least they *were* strangers. #newbffs #thxgmail #sharedluvofdickpics

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2/24 @ 6:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Doctors: Two-father babies could become a reality. Hard to imagine future strippers with twice the daddy issues.

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2/24 @ 12:32 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - Rudy Giuliani insults Obama's patriotism and Christine Lagarde discusses the IMF as well as the gender gap. http://t.co/gcNB2cIrCB

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2/24 @ 10:12 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Rabbis may make pot kosher in NYC. Still have to get Shabbos Goy to light your spliff on Saturday.

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2/23 @ 10:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! We tackle the most important issue in the fight against ISIS: word choice.

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2/23 @ 6:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Average cost of raising a child hits $245,000. A great investment up to, and then immediately following, the teenage years.

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2/23 @ 5:12 PM
TheDailyShow - New #DailyShowPodcast - Bassem Youssef explains satire in Egypt. http://t.co/raiBJsP8IR https://t.co/HHGS9dO36g

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2/23 @ 3:20 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Wall Street employment plummets. Bull statue reluctantly transitions to second career: teaching younger statues.

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2/21 @ 1:54 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews 800k http://t.co/VNctD8CeHv users given wrong tax info. Somewhere, Ted Cruz has an erection and doesn't know why.

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2/20 @ 10:08 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Youtube expected to unveil new app just for kids. YouPorn to stick with current business model.

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2/20 @ 10:59 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Wal-Mart boosts minimum wage to $9/hr. Unfortunately, also boosting an hour to 120 minutes.

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2/19 @ 9:59 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews TX issues first gay marriage license. It was a shotgun wedding. Literally, two shotguns got married.

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2/19 @ 7:59 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Tax on sugary foods proposed to fight obesity. Will augment nation's current strategy, humiliating the obese.

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2/19 @ 6:03 PM
TheDailyShow - Still can't get rid of Steve Carell's Produce Pete aprons. #TBT http://t.co/8cZo3J8EMY

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2/19 @ 10:08 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews HIV vaccine a success in monkeys. Some monkeys turn down vaccine, claim "personal choice."

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2/18 @ 10:08 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Krispy Kreme apologizes for KKK Wednesdays promotion. "I don't need the empty calories anyway," replies Grand Wizard.

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2/18 @ 8:08 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Jeb Bush: "I love my father and my brother, but I am my own man." Adds: "Is what I say into my bathroom mirror every day."

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2/18 @ 6:07 PM
TheDailyShow - See you on Monday! #darkweek http://t.co/T7J1fdX2G0

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2/18 @ 2:35 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Hillary Clinton, Warren had secret meeting in Dec. Hatched plan to elect Ted Cruz prom queen, cover him in pig's blood.

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2/18 @ 12:35 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Penguins can no longer taste fish. Life still bitter, endless struggle against elements but with bland food. #SuicideWatch

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2/18 @ 10:05 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Sony to release Google Glass alternative. Doesn't let you check e-mail, but does something called "improving vision."

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