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7/24 @ 10:43 AM
TheDailyShow - Two different courts offer two entirely different interpretations of the exact same clause on the same exact day. http://t.co/xEwDgav7Dj

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7/24 @ 8:25 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obama on statehood for DC: 'I'm for it'. Adding an uncharacteristic "I mean, f**k it, right?" #SoOverIt

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7/23 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Are America's sharks slacking off on the job? #SummeroftheSlack

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7/23 @ 8:23 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Queen Elizabeth's racehorse tests positive for drugs. Corgis refuse to give blood samples. #ButPlentyOfPeeToGoAround

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7/23 @ 6:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Half of America's obese youth don't know they're obese. Silver lining: they're not being brutally teased for being obese!

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7/23 @ 5:39 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Jon welcomes George Takei. His new documentary is "To Be Takei" 11/10c.

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7/23 @ 12:36 PM
TheDailyShow - .@jordanklepper reports on a practice called civil forfeiture, which means the cops can stop you and take your cash. http://t.co/kdk7nsRmTO

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7/23 @ 10:43 AM
TheDailyShow - Full episode: Jon invites John McCain to an old fashioned Wrong-Off. http://t.co/6B3csqxcsI http://t.co/0kFzTM905E

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7/23 @ 8:15 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Netflix passes 50 mil subscribers. And passes 50 things on streaming worth watching. #milestones

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7/22 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! John McCain, it's time we settled this like men. #HoldOurEarrings

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7/22 @ 9:04 PM
TheDailyShow - What Would Reagan Do? http://t.co/BegUmSaoE6

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7/22 @ 8:15 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Apple orders 70-80 mil new iPhones. Utterly useless phones you bought last year to be shot into the sun.

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7/22 @ 6:25 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews NYC is the unhappiest American city. Finally! In your FACE, Detroit! #WereNumberOne

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7/22 @ 5:58 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Filmmaker Richard Linklater is on the show. His new movie is "Boyhood." 11/10c on @ComedyCentral.

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7/22 @ 5:28 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Biden once told Putin: 'I don't think you have a soul'. Shortly after Putin admitted to hating "The Lion King" musical.

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7/22 @ 4:27 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Members of Congress take minimum wage challenge. Or as it is otherwise known in the U.S.: "Life."

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7/22 @ 3:24 PM
TheDailyShow - Al Jazeera correspondent @sueturtonaje discusses the underlying reasons her colleagues are in prison in Egypt. http://t.co/VFd6ur7nsh

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7/22 @ 2:35 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Facebook users more likely to divorce. Especially if their high school ex just changed THEIR status to "divorced."

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7/22 @ 1:43 PM
TheDailyShow - Cover-Up in the Air http://t.co/JPlGl355xD

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7/22 @ 10:43 AM
TheDailyShow - "We'll start tonight in the Middle East, where Israel..." http://t.co/4tiNGDJOIY http://t.co/BThbpohXbd

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7/21 @ 4:40 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Jon welcomes Al Jazeera correspondent Sue Turton. 11/10c. #DailyShow

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7/21 @ 10:50 AM
TheDailyShow - "The only hairstyles the Army allows cost a ton of money and put your ass in a salon chair for hours." - @msjwilly http://t.co/DkRMnKMv3e

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7/20 @ 1:48 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Facebook getting 'buy' button on ads. First they make you depressed, then they make you shop #TheOnlyCure

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7/20 @ 10:08 AM
TheDailyShow - This week: Jon welcomes journalist @sueturtonaje, director Richard Linklater, @GeorgeTakei, and @FareedZakaria. 11/10c.

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7/19 @ 11:07 PM
TheDailyShow - Jon suspects Rep. Randy Weber is "damn proud to be an American" when he jizzes. http://t.co/bo7IbAkqJE

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7/19 @ 8:49 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Putin's approval rating in Russia is 83%. President Obama orders invasion of Ukraine. #JustWantsToBeLoved #IsThatSoWrong

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7/19 @ 5:07 PM
TheDailyShow - A new Army rule limits black servicewomen to only a few expensive, time-consuming hairstyles. @msjwilly explains. http://t.co/MacRVaIcVO

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7/19 @ 2:07 PM
TheDailyShow - Next week: Journalist @sueturtonaje, director Richard Linklater, @GeorgeTakei, and @FareedZakaria. 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. #dailyshow

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7/19 @ 1:48 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Radioactive material stolen in Phoenix. Either precursor to horrifying terror attack or awesome superhero origin story.

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7/19 @ 11:08 AM
TheDailyShow - Jon and @StephenAtHome battle to be World's Biggest @starwars Fan. #ForceForChange http://t.co/HdWdpkskjc

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7/18 @ 5:58 PM
TheDailyShow - Jon tells Emma Stone he used to wear turtlenecks. http://t.co/uihVXg57e2 http://t.co/wItOGBRMy3

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7/18 @ 5:06 PM
TheDailyShow - Next week: Journalist @sueturtonaje, director Richard Linklater, @GeorgeTakei, and @FareedZakaria. 11/10c on @ComedyCentral.

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7/18 @ 3:45 PM
TheDailyShow - Emma Stone comments on a scarf she received from @bshorrhandmade http://t.co/UMIzXsqype Buy here: http://t.co/vj2Dh1vLqt

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7/18 @ 2:48 PM
TheDailyShow - A new Army rule limits black servicewomen to only a few expensive, time-consuming hairstyles. @msjwilly explains. http://t.co/DkRMnKMv3e

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7/18 @ 1:24 PM
TheDailyShow - Jon suspects Rep. Randy Weber is "damn proud to be an American" when he jizzes. http://t.co/eEIniRxABz http://t.co/2ZC6R87iiw

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7/18 @ 10:25 AM
TheDailyShow - Bad Impeacher http://t.co/zTqS1tVFo6

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7/18 @ 8:25 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Pew survey names Jews America's favorite religious group. An angry Pope Francis asks just what the hell he's gotta do.

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7/17 @ 10:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Is Emma Stone running for President? No. But maybe! But no. (Maybe?)

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7/17 @ 8:24 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Snowden ok with going to Gitmo. A visibly hurt Putin asks if Russia was really that bad. #DespotsHaveFeelingsToo

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7/17 @ 6:35 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews BMW recalls 1.6 mil cars. Plans to destroy them publicly as part of ad campaign, "NO ONE is good enough for these!"

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