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1/27 @ 10:58 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! It's whiter than a congressional subcommittee out there! #Blizzard2015

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1/27 @ 8:59 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Seattle publicly shaming people for not composting trash. "Not helping," says head of Seattle suicide prevention hotline.

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1/27 @ 6:58 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Boehner to sue Obama again. Right after he sues the sun for turning him into a human third degree burn.

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1/27 @ 6:17 PM
TheDailyShow - Trudged through the snow just to give you something to watch on your day off. #thedailysnow http://t.co/LRnxbFKrWv

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1/27 @ 11:13 AM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - Presidential hopefuls convene for the Iowa Freedom Summit and Julian Castro discusses his work at HUD. http://t.co/uiybtskBhY

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1/27 @ 10:11 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Stress is contagious via social media. But an ulcer = small price to pay for all those precious likes! #PlzFavorite

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1/27 @ 9:10 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews French judge rules it's not ok to name your child "Nutella." Needs more letters that you don't pronounce. #FrenchSlam

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1/25 @ 6:08 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Chemicals in plastics blamed for sperm decline. Which then, in turn, hurts the black light industry. #RippleEffect

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1/24 @ 7:07 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Bloomberg wants to buy NY Times. Thinks it's his only option after hitting ten free article limit.

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1/24 @ 6:48 PM
TheDailyShow - . @msjwilly discusses the differences between the #DailyShow and Girls. http://t.co/OkwoteVqMq http://t.co/TTzCjeWAqr

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1/23 @ 7:07 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Davos sells $43 hot dogs. Made with 100% beef-from-cows-people-loved-enough-to-name.

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1/23 @ 6:13 PM
TheDailyShow - Great week @NightlyShow! The last of our #FirstWeekPointers?For emergencies, always have this greased and ready to go http://t.co/4rhMnoyb1k

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1/23 @ 11:42 AM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - MetLife sues the federal government, @Trevornoah reports on Boko Haram, and Jennifer Aniston. http://t.co/6uihKQLdJP

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1/23 @ 10:40 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Gallon of gas now cheaper than sparkling water. Also doesn't make your nose tickle. #ButMightKillYou

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1/22 @ 10:40 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! The top 1% is in Davos. This is the perfect time to steal their pet lions! #EccentricBillionaires

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1/22 @ 8:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Feds spent $432K studying gay hookup apps. Concluded that, yes, Esteban does have some amazing abs.

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1/22 @ 7:38 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obamacare close to nearing goal of 9.1 mil signups. "We humbly admit we were wrong" says GOP in an awesome dream Obama had.

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1/22 @ 6:46 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight, Trevor Noah returns to teach Jon more about Africa! 11/10c http://t.co/Qc9uuNcnAa

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1/22 @ 6:45 PM
TheDailyShow - Hey @NightlyShow, you're killing it! Another of our #FirstWeekPointers: Always ask before rubbing a guest's feet.

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1/22 @ 2:52 PM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - Barack Obama delivers his State of the Union address, Anne Hathaway and Jon fail to keep their cool. http://t.co/uSKbd6HGWN

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1/22 @ 8:32 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Biden: "Yes there is a chance" I will run in 2016. "No, he won't," says Hillary. "No, I won't," clarifies Biden.

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1/21 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Anne Hathaway, President of Hathastan! #HathTag

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1/21 @ 8:31 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews NCAA investigating fraud at 20 schools. So ladies, if want your assault investigated, make sure it happens on the field!

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1/21 @ 7:31 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Laughing gas now an option for mothers in labor. As if pushing an entire human out of your body could get any funnier!

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1/21 @ 6:30 PM
TheDailyShow - Hey @NightlyShow! Want another of our #FirstWeekPointers? Make sure to forward all complaints to @BWilliams.

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1/21 @ 12:39 PM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - Several Republican presidential candidates emerge, and @aasif investigates Sharia law in Alabama. http://t.co/JxLoIuBezE

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1/21 @ 11:41 AM
TheDailyShow - Hear @hasanminhaj describe his audition in the latest #DailyShowPodcast episode. http://t.co/LG8WcgF8m9 http://t.co/iUjH22Acx7

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1/21 @ 9:33 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Astronaut to spend one year in space. When he gets back to Earth, everyone he knows will have aged one year. #eerie #space

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1/20 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! For once, Jon won't have the most famous butt on the stage. Jennifer Lopez is here!

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1/20 @ 8:32 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Auto dealers experiencing car buying frenzy. All thanks to new book, "Grow Your Penis by Buying Cars!"

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1/20 @ 7:32 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Facebook cited in 1/3 of all divorce cases. That's not cool. You know what's cool? *2/3* of all divorce cases.

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1/20 @ 6:31 PM
TheDailyShow - Great show last night, @NightlyShow! Another of our #FirstWeekPointers, Arby's may send you a congratulatory meal. Do not eat it.

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1/20 @ 1:55 PM
TheDailyShow - "The way that you use the word Harvard as derogative, it blows my mind." - Jon on Mike Huckabee's "bubble" America. http://t.co/xOL7PFj2Lc

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1/20 @ 9:37 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Progress in genetics making "designer babies" more likely. But why pay those prices when you can get knockoffs on Ebay?

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1/19 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Miss Lebanon asks, "Does this picture make me look like an Israel apologist?" #BEHONEST

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1/19 @ 9:36 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obama approval rating rises to 50%, after someone got Zeke drunk enough to admit "Aw, he's ok I guess."

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1/19 @ 8:36 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Today is the 'saddest day of the year' called 'blue Monday'. #TooSadToTweet #HashtagsDoNotHelp #ActuallyWait #FeelingBetter

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1/19 @ 7:35 PM
TheDailyShow - .@NightlyShow, a few #FirstWeekPointers - Make your office-attire policy clear on day 1 or you're asking for trouble. http://t.co/bilOpG45Tt

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1/19 @ 1:43 PM
TheDailyShow - T-minus 10 hours to #TheNightlyShow premiere! Until then, watch Larry explain racism in America. http://t.co/LwG6A2IDWN

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1/18 @ 6:14 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Scientists grow human muscle in lab. Phase Two: Send it to Jersey tanning lab.

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