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1/16 @ 11:00 AM
ComedyCentral - Today we remember Martin Luther King and those who came after him. https://t.co/8dkdXpU9jS

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1/15 @ 9:00 PM
ComedyCentral - The main difference between a party and a gala is how sexy the ice sculptures are.

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1/15 @ 6:50 PM
ComedyCentral - Treat yourself to #Beerfest. It's on now. https://t.co/4BGj4WVYxz

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1/15 @ 5:00 PM
ComedyCentral - Slurp on this. #RoastBattle II: L.A. Regionals are tonight. https://t.co/0eogkRuOtB

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1/15 @ 3:00 PM
ComedyCentral - Proposing with doves is impressive, but true ballers use penguins.

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1/15 @ 1:00 PM
ComedyCentral - If you don’t Instagram your brunch no one will know you’re paying too much for eggs.

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1/15 @ 11:00 AM
ComedyCentral - ICYMI: Outrageous as the golden shower rumors may be, they really stuck with The #DailyShow. https://t.co/PppBQe81St

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1/15 @ 10:00 AM
ComedyCentral - .@chrisdelia is raising hell on @AmazonChannels' Comedy Central Stand-Up Plus. https://t.co/z1nyvb9Jxf https://t.co/C5FPDmODsK

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1/14 @ 8:00 PM
ComedyCentral - At some point peer pressure stops being about binge drinking and starts being about setting up a 401k.

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1/14 @ 5:00 PM
ComedyCentral - Step inside Season 3 of #BroadCity, available now on DVD. https://t.co/TDFee1sGQ5 https://t.co/8lbVSBFQQx

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1/14 @ 3:00 PM
ComedyCentral - If you filter the word “Trump" from your Facebook feed, it’s just that one chicken parm Tasty video over and over.

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1/14 @ 2:00 PM
ComedyCentral - Be prepared for anything with #JeffAndSomeAliens. https://t.co/YW822IqjaC

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1/14 @ 12:00 PM
ComedyCentral - Save time this weekend: put the weed directly on the pizza.

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1/14 @ 11:00 AM
ComedyCentral - Get weird with hats, shirts and more from @LakaiLTD and #Workaholics. https://t.co/xTaCm92tRR https://t.co/99gazxoHRY

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1/13 @ 10:00 PM
ComedyCentral - You rarely hear about a mitigated disaster.

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1/13 @ 7:00 PM
ComedyCentral - There’s a time and place to speak your mind. It’s several beers into afterwork drinks.

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1/13 @ 4:16 PM
ComedyCentral - A new report recommends masturbation breaks in the workplace. Also raises for office janitors.

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1/13 @ 4:00 PM
ComedyCentral - The aliens congratulate Jeff on a murder well done. #JeffAndSomeAliens https://t.co/rPh83lvrQb

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1/13 @ 3:00 PM
ComedyCentral - .@BRANDONWARDELL's brain is fully onboard with @thatPoppy's new show, Internet Famous with That Poppy. https://t.co/G2jCGYLEbl

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1/13 @ 2:14 PM
ComedyCentral - Scientists have figured out that the moon is 4.51 billion years old. So it's almost old enough to rent a car.

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1/13 @ 1:42 PM
ComedyCentral - Trevor Noah isn’t buying Donald Trump’s promise that he can avoid conflicts of interest. #DailyShow https://t.co/rOfT44jTWk

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1/13 @ 1:23 PM
ComedyCentral - 3 Doors Down will perform at the Trump inauguration, which can only mean Hoobastank said no.

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1/13 @ 1:00 PM
ComedyCentral - She was great in "The Barky Horror Picture Show." @midnight @TheJamieLee #DogCelebs https://t.co/Wstl7CaRwB

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1/13 @ 12:55 PM
ComedyCentral - It’s Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. https://t.co/jj2dsco2aR

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1/13 @ 8:00 AM
ComedyCentral - Tying a tie is easy, but not as easy as not tying a tie.

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1/13 @ 2:03 AM
ComedyCentral - Bark Wahlberg #DogCelebs @midnight

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1/13 @ 12:00 AM
ComedyCentral - If you like bruises, but hate getting them in the comfort of your own home, you’ll love paintball.

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1/12 @ 11:03 PM
ComedyCentral - Kim KarDachshund #DogCelebs @midnight

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1/12 @ 8:00 PM
ComedyCentral - The pen is only mightier than a really shitty sword.

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1/12 @ 5:00 PM
ComedyCentral - No mojo? #Chappelle is here to help. https://t.co/6hm5ivSWRw

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1/12 @ 3:00 PM
ComedyCentral - Inappropriate for all ages. @midnight @rhysiedarby #RuinAToy https://t.co/76ttpYqITI

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1/12 @ 1:15 PM
ComedyCentral - The Chargers are moving to L.A. Can't wait until they start a podcast and talk about having "a lot of projects right now."

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1/12 @ 12:30 PM
ComedyCentral - Trevor Noah really wishes he could get those golden shower rumors out of his head. #DailyShow https://t.co/nj4SA9C0hf

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1/12 @ 12:00 PM
ComedyCentral - The guys meet a man who's 69. Nice. Watch the #Workaholics season premiere now. https://t.co/0xTh6vsqul https://t.co/nb1kStjWov

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1/12 @ 10:57 AM
ComedyCentral - Thank you to Mr. Bean for your great support and courage. People will support you even more now. @MrBean https://t.co/AJ8UtXo8TA

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