Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 2/26

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Below check out highlights from Late Night with Seth Meyers opening monologue from the February 26th broadcast:

"President Obama has announced that 4 million people have signed up for Obamacare. Obama says he wants to hit 7 million users by the end of March, at which point he'll sell it to Facebook for 10 billion dollars."

"A Florida woman was arrested for DUI after she failed a sobriety test and was caught driving nude from the waist down. Wait, they gave her a sobriety test? Pants. Pants are the sobriety test."

"I love this story. A man in South Carolina tried to pay for his lunch with a counterfeit trillion dollar bill. Unfortunately, he came up short because he was having lunch at Whole Foods."

"A Florida man was arrested after calling his ex-girlfriend 145 times in 11 hours. Yeah. And after they arrested him, he said, "Hey, uh, I get one phone call, right?""

"Ben and Jerry's announced a new line of ice cream with columns of fudge, jelly or caramel in the center. And you might as well try all 3, because he's not coming back."

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.




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