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4/18 @ 11:49 AM
SteveMartinToGo - RT @JimHebert: It's official! Steve Martin/Edie Brickell musical BRIGHT STAR to premiere @TheOldGlobe in #SanDiego http://t.co/Pr6RUQxAGf

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4/17 @ 1:43 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Thanks for the nice review! MT @JohnLawMedia: Steve Martin & Martin Short at @NiagaraCasinos |http://t.co/stUmHHL0ys

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4/17 @ 11:13 AM
SteveMartinToGo - View from my window. And it's not Kansas. http://t.co/cP2DnJcWxU

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4/17 @ 12:50 AM
SteveMartinToGo - I know the answer; just can't remember it right now. RT @NiagaraCasinos: Trivia: how many times has @SteveMartinToGo hosted the Oscars?

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4/15 @ 2:45 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Fun at my friends Bryan and Sandy's wedding celebration. http://t.co/47YgN5p4IO

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4/14 @ 7:38 PM
SteveMartinToGo - You are living a delusion. MT @ConanOBrien: I thought that hosting the MTV Movie Awards would guarantee they spell my name right on my pass:

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4/11 @ 10:59 PM
SteveMartinToGo - TW opens door, dog crooning, me on floor holding PB laden knife between feet. TW says, "What a night I've had." All is well.

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4/11 @ 10:54 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Trusting wife approaching, forcing dog to smoke pot while gorging myself with knife-fed peanut butter.

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4/11 @ 10:52 PM
SteveMartinToGo - FYI, I appreciate all alerts of grammatical or factual errors. MT @AmyTx8: @JanetB722 Calling me rude? ha! Did you notice he thanked me?

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4/11 @ 10:49 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Going now with the knife into the peanut butter.

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4/11 @ 10:45 PM
SteveMartinToGo - If it's not called pot, then what is peanut butter called? RT @Sudsy_11fan: Steve it's not called pot anymore lol. Old vocab here too.

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4/11 @ 10:41 PM
SteveMartinToGo - I hear Trusting Wife pulling up outside. Quickly smoking pot to cover the smell of peanut buttter.

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4/11 @ 10:37 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Second toast going in the toaster. #JamesFrancoTypeLife.

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4/11 @ 10:33 PM
SteveMartinToGo - It's in the sequencing. RT @SonyaH79: how do those even go together lol

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4/11 @ 10:29 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Fixed, even after I read it 100 times. . Thank you. RT @AmyTx8: Someone is going to point out your typo, but it won't be me.

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4/11 @ 10:28 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Trusting wife is out tonight, so I'm having a dinner of my own choice: Matzo ball soup and peanut butter on toast. Plus red wine.

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4/11 @ 10:23 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Trusting wife if out tonight, so I'm having a dinner of my own choice: Matzo ball soup and peanut butter on toast. Plus red wine.

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4/11 @ 12:27 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Will Colbert start paying back the money that Letterman owes me?

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4/11 @ 12:07 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Eric, that was a puny tip when I got you your coat. RT @EricIdle: @damitdutch @SteveMartinToGo He rarely charges at his house...

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4/10 @ 3:51 AM
SteveMartinToGo - I'm signing off now before anyone finds out I've been tweeting.

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4/10 @ 3:46 AM
SteveMartinToGo - I see you're using the English spelling of "laudie." RT @morgavine: @SteveMartinToGo Ohh discussing art were we? Well laudie bloody dah...

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4/10 @ 3:44 AM
SteveMartinToGo - Sometimes following is not for the meek. RT @NickRatatouille: @SteveMartinToGo Thank you for sharing. We are thrilled.

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4/10 @ 3:41 AM
SteveMartinToGo - Had a great time tonight discussing art with Eric Fischl and April Gornik at the Phoenix Art Museum.

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4/8 @ 9:04 PM
SteveMartinToGo - It says this house is "famous" for being in The Godfather and The Bodyguard. Harrumph. It was also in The Jerk. http://t.co/GAz6N7BIFp

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4/8 @ 3:13 PM
SteveMartinToGo - In Arizona with a fake Saguaro cactus that is actually a cellphone tower. Good job Arizona. http://t.co/Y2HfWoeJ9D

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3/29 @ 11:22 PM
SteveMartinToGo - It's not so funny when it's you. RT @MagentaPoPo: @SteveMartinToGo 's replies to people crack me up

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3/29 @ 11:12 PM
SteveMartinToGo - No, but very good publicity. RT @vivacinonna: You do realize you're insane, right?

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3/29 @ 11:12 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Preparing for shows in Niagara Falls with Martin Short by not preparing.

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3/29 @ 8:51 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Let me be the first to tweet about the 2018 earthquake.

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3/29 @ 1:34 AM
SteveMartinToGo - Mole people set free by La Habra quake run from house to house tilting paintings. No time for me to use bubble level. Have to eyeball it.

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3/29 @ 1:14 AM
SteveMartinToGo - New bubble for bubble level just delivered by Amazon drone. I'm in business!

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3/29 @ 1:08 AM
SteveMartinToGo - I feel my bubble level has been tampered with.

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3/29 @ 1:03 AM
SteveMartinToGo - It is my personal mission to level out every wall photo thrown askew by La Habra's 5.3 earthquake.

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3/29 @ 12:45 AM
SteveMartinToGo - I am currently holding up a tree.

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3/29 @ 12:43 AM
SteveMartinToGo - Just felt another 0.2 quake. I'm very sensitive and nervous.

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3/29 @ 12:39 AM
SteveMartinToGo - I, personally, battled the earthquake and defeated the creatures from beneath earth's core.

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3/29 @ 12:35 AM
SteveMartinToGo - I felt the earth move under my feet. Los Angeles earthquake.

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3/29 @ 12:03 AM
SteveMartinToGo - Already started that years ago. RT @SarahKSilverman: Look in the mirror less

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3/28 @ 9:40 PM
SteveMartinToGo - Was going to see Noah but rain kept me at home.

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8/18 @ 12:44 AM
SteveMartinToGo - These are words I have forgotten. Thank you. RT @chickiej1: Steve, be courteous, kind and forgiving...be gentle and peaceful each day.

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