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http://metalachi.com/about/bios incessant boasting, the brothers eventually told him that, in fact, he had not actually discovered the violin but had only found one. Renowned for his sex appeal, Max has been identified as a person of interest by Homeland Security — not by any wrongdoing, but merely for his undeniable charm and swagger. A musical prodigy from birth, Poncho became the unfortunate victim of an elaborate and prolonged hoax orchestrated by his jealous brothers. Poncho spent the majority of his adolescence being relentlessly ridiculed by his siblings for his miniscule build — only to learn at age 23 that he was not really a midget at all, but rather the guittaron was simply a very, very big guitar. Ramon lost his virginity to a carne asada burrito at the age of 11, which he named “Lucinda” and proudly keeps on display in a glass case to this day. Ramon possesses the uncanny ability to turn tequila into water, a superpower which, it turns out, is utterly useless and downright detrimental at parties. Legend has it El Cucy had an identical twin that did not survive the birth process. When asked about his twin El Cucuy has been quoted as saying, “you talk prenatal trash, you get what’s coming — that’s all”. El Cucuy ha s amassed a collection of over 2000 trumpets which he one day plans to assemble into one “mega trumpet” capable of demolishing entire cites and rendering Lady Gaga powerless The only remaining member of the popular British metal band FLESH MASS, Warren insists that creative differences were the cause for the bands demise. Autopsies later proved it was more likely caused by the combination of excessive smoking within the confines of the tour bus and Warrens insistence on traveling with his prized vintage dynamite collection that lead to the group literally disbanding just outside of Manchester in 1988.

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